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@davidschneider

Actor, writer, director, fool. Less ranty version now available on

London
Joined February 2009
Born 22 May

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    On passports, I still think the best idea is to let people choose their own colour: Maroon passport = you can continue to travel freely, work and live across the EU. Blue passport = you can’t do any of that but you have a blue passport. Everyone’s happy!

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  2. Come on, guys! Listen to John Redwood. After all, he got a knighthood for services to telling everyone Brexit is great for the UK while telling investors to invest elsewhere.

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  4. Looks like there is a Brexit dividend after all. For Ireland.

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  5. Retweeted
    Jan 3

    This is nice, but I find it a bit disturbing that HSBC, Nike and Jigsaw are doing what musicians, artists and writers should be producing.

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  6. Jan 4

    If a group of people had sat down and worked out how to destroy Britain from within, they could not have come up with a better plan than Brexit.

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  7. Jan 4

    Meanwhile, arsonist who set fire to everything realises that things may actually burn. If only he’d asked an expert.

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  8. Jan 4

    3.5 million EU citizens in the UK - colleagues, friends, family, 10% of our doctors! - and over 1 million Brits in the EU abandoned with no rights. Again, even if it’s just Project Fear by the government to get their rusting clown-car of a deal through, it’s unforgivable.

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  9. Jan 4

    I don’t remember the Brexit bus saying “We’ve had 20 years of peace in Northern Ireland. Let’s return to sectarian violence instead”. Did people vote for that?

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  10. Jan 4

    Never mind actually going through with No Deal, it’s unforgivable of the government even to use the idea of it to frighten people. People who are now worried they may die as a result.

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  11. Jan 4

    No Deal Brexit. DOWNSIDES: Actual deaths due to lack of medicine Food shortages Collapse of manufacturing and businesses Violence back in Northern Ireland Soaring prices Kent becomes lorry park UPSIDES: Blue Passport Brexit 50p CONCLUSION: Worth it

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  12. Jan 3

    Of all the damage Boris Johnson has done, even with all the hardship his Brexit deceit will cause, it’s tough to see anything that’s worse than what he did to Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe.

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  13. Retweeted

    After a vegan sausage roll sends Piers Morgan into a meltdown, experts say it’s a good job he isn’t one of those easily-offended snowflakes he's always talking about.

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  14. Jan 3

    Who’s to blame for Brexit disaster, latest Rees-Mogg update:

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  15. Jan 3

    Chris Grayling doing due diligence on Seaborne ferry company.

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  16. Retweeted
    Jan 3

    Winston Churchill 1940 - "we will fight them on the beaches (nazis)" Sajid Javid 2019 - "we will fight them on the beaches (refugees)"

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  17. Jan 3

    In this week’s episode of Ideas That Would Have Been Rejected By The Thick Of It For Being Too Outlandish:

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  18. Jan 3

    Surely this only works as a tactic if you don’t let on it’s a tactic. Lucky this guy was never in charge of negotiating with the EU or we’d be in trouble.

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  19. Jan 3

    I hereby post my annual announcement that I’m back from the gym. Paid for 12 months, did my workout, and told them I'd see them same time next year as usual.

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  20. Retweeted
    Jan 2

    😂 Oh Jeremy Hunt !🤣 Singapore is a member of ASEAN, the Association of South East Asian Nations. It's a regional partnership that includes free movement of workers and keeping laws similar. Basically it's the South Asian version of the EU!

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  21. Jan 2

    Hunt’s right. No Brexit would mean Brits keeping their right to work, live & retire in 27 other countries; frictionless trade, significant economic growth and investment, more money & staff for the NHS and social care; cooperation on security, science, etc It would be devastating

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