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Calls to get tougher on benefit abuse as Mum on state handouts buys grandson £8m helicopter pic.twitter.com/p9LTcFTfvi
1st proper day of sitcom read throughs with @joshwiddicombe @TheRealJackDee @davidschneider. Ridiculously excited. pic.twitter.com/gV19BL8p6g
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The nice thing about The Apprentice is that it keeps struggling actors in work. They ARE actors, right?! #TheApprentice
Just caught the new #WalkingDead which was incredibly powerful and moving till this credit popped up pic.twitter.com/kUdLpQyMSB
For anyone who hasn't seen it yet, here's a dog that looks a lot like Nigel Farage. pic.twitter.com/z5gvFlhC4P
Respect to the literalness of the German language for calling diarrhea "Through-fall" (Durchfall)
Government relaxed about driving NHS morale so low they can no longer keep staff as they can always use Trident against Ebola.
A new #Plebs and a new slave tonight with @davidschneider and @timkeyperson. @Itv2 at 10. @PlebsComedy pic.twitter.com/DOQdrEO0xN
Leadership debate latest. Broadcasters concede they are not averse to the leader of the Green Party watching one or more debates.
It's odd that Thelma & Louise spend an entire film challenging sexist stereotypes, then die at the end because of their terrible driving.
Bloody unions. Bringing the country to its knees with their looking after the sick and changing bedpans and preparing to deal with Ebola.
Not the best ad placement. http://twitter.com/_youhadonejob/status/521256978036056065/photo/1pic.twitter.com/tvNgODRznc
How the UK has changed: 2010 David Cameron hugs a husky to get elected. 2015 Ed Miliband strangles a migrant to get elected.
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