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Calls to get tougher on benefit abuse as Mum on state handouts buys grandson £8m helicopter pic.twitter.com/p9LTcFTfvi
1st proper day of sitcom read throughs with @joshwiddicombe @TheRealJackDee @davidschneider. Ridiculously excited. pic.twitter.com/gV19BL8p6g
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Weirdest Reservoir Dogs remake ever #TheApprentice pic.twitter.com/nwuhkWUk9F
The nice thing about The Apprentice is that it keeps struggling actors in work. They ARE actors, right?! #TheApprentice
Just caught the new #WalkingDead which was incredibly powerful and moving till this credit popped up pic.twitter.com/kUdLpQyMSB
For anyone who hasn't seen it yet, here's a dog that looks a lot like Nigel Farage. pic.twitter.com/z5gvFlhC4P
Respect to the literalness of the German language for calling diarrhea "Through-fall" (Durchfall)
I don't live in a particularly tough neighbourhood... pic.twitter.com/26x3MMtj7e
Government relaxed about driving NHS morale so low they can no longer keep staff as they can always use Trident against Ebola.
A new #Plebs and a new slave tonight with @davidschneider and @timkeyperson. @Itv2 at 10. @PlebsComedy pic.twitter.com/DOQdrEO0xN
Leadership debate latest. Broadcasters concede they are not averse to the leader of the Green Party watching one or more debates.
It's odd that Thelma & Louise spend an entire film challenging sexist stereotypes, then die at the end because of their terrible driving.
Top tips for nurses on how to get a pay rise #NHSstrike pic.twitter.com/jKcSsQrojj
Bloody unions. Bringing the country to its knees with their looking after the sick and changing bedpans and preparing to deal with Ebola.
My favourite ever @guardian Correction and Clarification… pic.twitter.com/8fJ6tQNVRU
I like how the Guardian's started giving nicknames to its writers pic.twitter.com/nPW6gNCvXE
Not the best ad placement. http://twitter.com/_youhadonejob/status/521256978036056065/photo/1pic.twitter.com/tvNgODRznc
How the UK has changed: 2010 David Cameron hugs a husky to get elected. 2015 Ed Miliband strangles a migrant to get elected.
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