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J. David McSwane
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Reporter, . “Laugh out loud funny” - WashPo. Author, PANDEMIC, INC. Order here: bit.ly/pandemicinc DM for signal. David.mcswane@propublica.org
Washington, DCdavidmcswane.comJoined September 2008

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1) Let me tell you a crazy story. It's consumed 2 years of my life. As COVID-19 shut down the world in April 2020, I decided to follow the money. I began with a call to a no-name federal contractor who’d somehow landed a $35M deal for masks. Hours later, I’m on a private jet …
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Skiing in aspen and lol. You’re not supposed to match this hard on the mountain. Also, the plastic surgery quotient 👌I belong at A Basin.
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Randomly stopped at the Texas Roadhouse in my hometown, and a guy in a MAGA hat sits next to me. Guy next to him says, “I like your hat.” “Not in this state, they don’t.” Please god don’t pull me into this conversation. 🤞
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I swear I never intended to be a business reporter.
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The 2022 Porchlight Current Events & Public Affairs book of the year is PANDEMIC, INC. by @davidmcswane, published by @AtriaBooks/@OneSignalPub. Head to our website to read an excerpt → bit.ly/plbba22pi #PLBBA22 #PorchlightBookCompany #WeBelieveInBooks
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I associate Ike with Eisenhower Tunnel, which I associate with agony and rage.
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From @GovNedLamont at the Gold Star Memorial Bridge: "I've heard a lot of Presidents say I'm going to be the first infrastructure since Ike. Well... The first infrastructure President since Ike is Joe Biden." nbcconnecticut.com/news/local/u-s
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I'm calling 2022 the worst non-tragedy year of my life. Nothing irreparable - on paper, totally fine -- but every little thing went wrong from trips to relationships to publication goals to cars to money to pets, etc. Satan is in retrograde or something. Praying 2023 sucks less!
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Andrea Ball is a damn fine reporter and a delightful human being, colleague and friend. Gannett never deserved her, IMHO. Can’t wait to see her land the next big investigation elsewhere, hopefully in Texas. Cc
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BREAKING: I've been laid off. I'm not angry or bitter. After 30 years in the business, I've been lucky to get this far without a layoff. So rather than focus on the horror that is @Gannett, I'm gonna say this: “How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.”
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