David Lane

@davidlane_22

science, comedy, agriculture, music, whatnot

Northern California
Joined February 2016

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  1. Retweeted
    15 hours ago

    This was created by someone in a tmg fb group I am in and I think it is very important for all human beings to bare witness to this beautiful creation

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    Would it have been okay if Rep. Tlaib had called Trump a “porn star fucker”?

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  3. Jan 3
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    Jan 2

    Exactly the same words that our parents & ancestors used to circumcise young girls.

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  5. Retweeted
    23 Dec 2018

    My husband is a Park Ranger in the Great Smoky Mountains National Park, and he had to sign his furlough papers. We have a 4 yr old and a 4 month old, and we don't know when his next check will come. Mortgage is due, Christmas 2 days away.

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    25 Dec 2018
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    24 Dec 2018
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  8. 21 Dec 2018

    Full moon over Angel Island.

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  9. 18 Dec 2018

    2017: Every stand-up comedian gets a podcast. 2018: Every former AUSA from gets a podcast.

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    18 Dec 2018
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    16 Dec 2018

    Check out “American Circumcision” on Netflix

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  12. 14 Dec 2018
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  13. 14 Dec 2018
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  14. 13 Dec 2018

    “mostly among children under the age of five.”

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    11 Dec 2018
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    . should be indicted for committing the two felonies designed to get him elected. Now. No court has ever ruled that the POTUS cannot be indicted and there is nothing in the constitution that states as much. It is time for the SCOTUS to decide the issue.

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    that obi wan kenobi shit ain't gonna work on mueller but u can try i guess

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    29 Nov 2018
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    Problem is, organic food isn't better for you and might actually be worse. Such food is pest-friendly and is therefore often riddled with worms and parasites that you might not even be able to see. Here's a potato from an organic farm in France. Yum!

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    I’ve watched over 200 of my friends and business partners go through FBI and CIA investigations as well as multiple real estate related lawsuits also some have died in helicopter crashes, weight lifting accidents etc. Politics aside being investigated is stressful. 🙏🙏🙏

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  20. Retweeted
    19 Nov 2018

    “In just 6 days, the NY Times ran as many cover stories about Hillary’s emails as they did about all the policy issues combined in the 69 days leading up to the election.” Looking forward to relentless coverage of the Ivanka Trump scandal, since it's CLEARLY so disqualifying.

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