David Hopkins

@davidhopkins

author of WE MISS ALL THE GREAT PARTIES (), writer for , , et al., aspiring time traveler

Arlington, TX (often Dallas)
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Joined May 2008
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  2. 1 hour ago

    If you speak Danish, here's an article about my "Friends" essay. interviewed me a few days ago.

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  3. 18 hours ago

    My Friend Tammi True: Meet the queen who headlined at Jack Ruby’s Carousel Club (via )

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  4. 20 hours ago

    Some heavy reading and light drinking

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  5. Apr 8

    If you want to translate my story to share with your country, let me know. So far, we have Hebrew, Spanish & French.

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  6. Apr 8

    And now, the "Friends" article in French...

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    Apr 7

    The only thing that stops a bad man with a tiger is a good man with a tiger. (Thanks ! )

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  8. Apr 7

    A woman shared a story of how during the Depression her mom took her to the library every week. And then I got something in my eye. (2 of 2)

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  9. Apr 7

    I'm getting some wonderful emails from people who read my essay. It's taking some time to respond, but it's worth it. (1 of 2)

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  10. Apr 5

    I won $30 playing fantasy basketball. I am sports god.

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  11. Apr 5

    One of the best stories I've ever written for , now also available on —

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  12. Apr 5

    Correct me if I'm wrong. The goal of a children's book is to put the readers to sleep. The goal of all other books is to keep them awake.

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    Apr 4

    How a TV Sitcom Triggered the Downfall of Western Civilization

    12:15 PM - 4 Apr 2016 · Details
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  15. Apr 4

    Hello !

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  16. Apr 3

    Happy birthday ! When you can't fly, just keep rolling along!

    7:49 PM - 3 Apr 2016 · Details
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  17. Apr 3

    “If you have to jump through multiple hoops to access a right, it’s like…” — 

    “If you have to jump through multiple hoops to access a right, it’s like not having that right at all. It’s a privilege for the wealthy.…” from “Donald Trump’s comments are horrific — and telling.” by Hillary Clinton.
    7:34 PM - 3 Apr 2016 · Details
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  18. Apr 1

    Did I lose my mind? is good. Right? I mean, it's actually good.

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  19. Apr 1

    Thanks Google. That prank ended up in an email I sent to an editor. Well, I didn't need that freelance money anyway.

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  20. Mar 31

    Yesterday, I was interviewed (via Skype) for a podcast. I stayed in my car because it was a quiet place. Then a thunderstorm rolled in.

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  21. Mar 30

    Everybody. Holy shit. Just holy shit.

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