Wait I think I just figured out how fund March for our lives. Anyone want to buy a $120,000 tax deductible banana?
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I was paid $7.25/hr to tape that banana to a wall. Job creation.
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... So you got 25 cents?


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In related news, the custodian at a Miami art gallery expressed surprise and disappointment that his lunch had gone missing for the second time in as many months
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We should also start taxing cults
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...but is it soft?
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I have a stained T-Shirt for $300,000 or best bid... Can make many more


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This just dosen't look right. Some kind of money laundering scheme. The banana will rot and wilt the tape adhesive. The whole thing will fall apart in less than 2 weeks. A scam...
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How many people could eat for a year on $120,000?
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Most of us eat comfortably with much less than that. It's just one reason why the USA is the best country in the world.
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