I mistakenly received rifle cartridges (that I did not/never would order) in my Amazon Prime shipping box last night. It was literally terrifying and I'm now involuntarily tasked with their safe disposal.
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I ordered a replacement cartridge for my printer, Amazon sent me an F-35. All my neighbors are terrified.
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Did you “by” your way into Harvard?
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You are so good at Twitter. Holy shit.

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How did you get into Harvard?
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Shouldn’t be able to get into Harvard over the internet
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Lol. Rather, the government shouldn't be able to spy on its' citizens over the internet.
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Lol, they already do. If I went and bought 50 pressure cookers and 5000 ball bearings right now online, I'd have law enforcement at my door.
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