david celis

@davidcelis

cowboy coder at . previously: , , , , etc. he/him. i don’t use deodorant and i only take bubble baths

portland, ore.
Vrijeme pridruživanja: travanj 2007.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    30. lis 2019.

    for a good time, download and: 1. move it to /Library/Audio/Sounds/Alerts/ 2. Open System Preferences > Sound > Sound Effects 3. Select "Honk" 4. HONK

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  2. prije 11 sati

    i hate the Good Place finale because it made me and my crippling existential dread cry

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  3. prije 15 sati

    NOBODY: ABSOLUTELY NOBODY: RADIO: Marketplace is sponsored by CircleCI ME: noooooo will i ever escape???

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  4. prije 18 sati

    when CI builds are failing company wide

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  5. prije 20 sati

    dear future time travelers: out of all of the US presidents... you chose Lincoln, Garfield, McKinley, and JFK? seriously?

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  6. prije 21 sat

    i guess at least i got a suggestion? cool thanks 🤷🏽‍♂️ maybe this is more of a person thing than an engineer thing. maybe it's more of a dude thing. idk. maybe i'm being overly sensitive. i don't really feel like i am though

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  7. prije 21 sat

    is it just me, or are engineers great at making feedback subtly insulting in unnecessary ways? like, saying: "this has a pretty inelegant failure mode; i'd expected X to happen" ok so… just say it's surprising instead? "inelegant" isn't even as descriptive, just less helpful!

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  8. 5. velj

    [LAST WEEK] ME: gonna file early and get my refund! i need it! IRS: ah that last form you need isn’t ready ME: what IRS: it’ll be ready on *checks notes* February 5th [TODAY] ME: it’s time! IRS: ah... nope. it’ll be ready on *checks notes* the 13th ME: wtf

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  9. 5. velj
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  10. 4. velj

    someone at stripe added a slack emoji of "saturn devouring his son" and i regret to inform you that i had to respond

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  11. 4. velj

    BREAKING: Rand Paul violates federal law, GOP doesn't care, to the surprise of absolutely no-one, ever

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  12. 4. velj

    BREAKING: Susan Collins to continue being an utter tragedy, to the surprise of absolutely no-one, ever

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  13. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    4. velj

    every tech motherfucker in january 2017: how can i help. how can i make the world a better place. how about an app [fast forward three years later]

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  14. 4. velj

    honestly though i just want to stress that nobody likes mayo pete. or biden. that's a data point send tweet

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  15. 4. velj

    i tweeted about how most of the white people i know (MOST of. not all.) are supporting Bernie and most of the PoC i know (again... MOST of) are supporting Warren but i deleted it because ultimately its an anecdote and i didnt want it to read like i think its an actual data point

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  16. 4. velj

    twitter actually fixed this trending topic at some point last night, but now it's just "The Iowa" again my guess is twitter is seeing a ton of tweets with "The Iowa Caucus" and "The Iowa Caucuses" (and, apparently, "The Iowa Caucas" lol) and just goes ¯\_____(ツ)_____/¯

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  17. 4. velj

    this lady played Animal Crossing from the moment she woke up until it was dark out and i’ve never related to anyone more

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  18. 4. velj

    ok so like… there’s an app now? for the Iowa thingy? grindr?

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  19. 4. velj
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  20. 4. velj

    the plot thickens

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  21. 4. velj

    ok so like... she deserves this, but also… maaajor “let’s give her a nobel peace prize so we can all feel better about how we’re still not doing anything” vibes

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