Dave Im- -ment

@davidcaolo

Assistant to the regional manager

Cape Cod, MA
Vrijeme pridruživanja: siječanj 2007.

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  1. prije 2 sata

    Typing “porntipsguzzardo” into SimCity2000 gives you $500,000 each time you do so.

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  2. Honestly, I love writing stories for so much. When I’m in the car, walking the dogs, making breakfast, it’s what I’m doing. Then to have friends use your stories as a playground? That’s where the fun starts.

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  3. fam: You’re party is WAY ahead in the campaign. You’ve got to delay them about 3 weeks. What do you do?

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  4. The issue is that my players arrived at the final island WAY earlier than I expected them too. We’ve got three weeks left. I can only delay them for so long. What to do? 4/4

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  5. To make a long story short, a misanthropic efreeti lives there and, after hundreds of years of granting wishes, holding audience w/his serfs, he wishes to be left alone. A violation has occurred and now he’s pissed. 3/

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  6. Eventually, an agreement was reached: Step no foot upon Talon Isle, and we won’t use its volcano, Mt. Talon, to bury you under lava, stone and ash a mile deep. For a thousand years, the agreement was honored. Everyone lived in peace. Then, a small ribbon of smoke began to rise 2/

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  7. The campaign, in a nutshell, is this: The setting is an archipelago. All of the islands are settled and home to humans and non-humans alike. All but one. 1,000 years ago, the area’s initial settlers were prevented landing there by fire elementals they met on shore. 1/

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  8. OK, DMs, help. I’m in a real creative dry spell and have to run two sessions this weekend. +1 to any and all good ideas….

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  9. Ultimately, if the sand timer gets to zero, it unlocks both doors. That’s it. OMG my players would murder me. 3/3

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  10. When the party inevitably flips the lever, a sand timer flips over and begins counting down 60 seconds. The DM is to get increasingly animated as it draws closer to zero. If the party flips the lever back, it restarts the timer. 2/

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  11. Oh man I just found on Reditt the cruelest puzzle I’ve ever seen. The party enters a small chamber. The door behind them closes and locks. There is another door on the far wall and a lever in the floor. 1/

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  12. I enjoy making traps in a good, old-fashioned dungeon crawl: “As you start to push that door open, you hear a click. Then you hear the twanging sound of a rattled spring. You meet some resistance. What do you do?”

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  13. If eating gnocchi is wrong, I don’t want to be right.

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  14. I really love Thursdays as this is when I sit and prep for this weekend’s

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  15. Twitter: Is there a way to hide tabs on a worksheet that I don't want users fiddling with? Thanks.

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  16. 6. velj

    Has anyone ever thought of Dungeons & Dragons as a corporate team-building exercise? Come in, do a one-shot for accounting? Everyone laughs, has a good time and does something collaborative and very different. Something like that?

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  17. 6. velj

    Turns out getting paid to DM Dungeons & Dragons is really cool.

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  18. 6. velj

    Wow. Five years ago, shooting the Patreon video for the launch of .

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  19. 6. velj

    I think I need a break from this for a while. It’s making me miserable.

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  20. 5. velj

    This impeachment guaranteed Trump’s re-election. There was never, ever a chance the Senate would remove him. Never. What was the whole point of this? Nice job, Democrats. You fucking idiots.

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