David RothOvjeren akaunt

@david_j_roth

Various at Deadspin and SB Nation and Vice Sports, co-founder of , turtle owner. Not the one from Van Halen or magic. Header art by Vicki Nerino.

New York City, New York State
Vrijeme pridruživanja: srpanj 2010.
Rođen/a 17. veljače

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    Here's a sentence that has stuck with me for 22 years, from a doofy classmate's story in 8th-grade English: "The werewolf puked and died."

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    New patreon show premiering on the main feed? When you get to Remember Some Games, it's hard not to share it -- we remember sports games, dumb games, and hard games with the man who coined the genre himself! Production by !

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  3. Trump dancing and hamming it up during the anthem is whatever to me; I suspect no one really cares about it. But him throwing a shitty party, making everyone stand for the anthem, and then doing the damn mashed potatoes during it because he's bored? That's the good Trump shit.

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  4. It absolutely rules how much everything at Mar-A-Lago sucks. The classic Super Bowl Party where you're in a big cold room with a bunch of real estate agents and divorce-collecting orthodontists, listening to the national anthem while a weird old man mugs.

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  5. Homegrown Georgia speedster Ladd McConkey has made his college decision.

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  6. The best job in America is being one of those GOP messaging goons with super white teeth. You go on TV looking like one of the fancy Hunger Games characters and explain how elites are wrong about the optics of Trump getting his dick caught in one of those 7/11 hot dog rollers.

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    Rod and Todd Flanders if they were real boys.

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    uncut gems weird brothers respect post

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  9. Thank you to all who visited Unnamed Temporary Sports Blog this weekend. We know that you have a choice in temporary sports websites that don't have names, and we appreciate you choosing UTSB.

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  10. Top SB ad was the one where they paid for a dozen random famous people, had them party with all the cartoons representing various affiliated brands, and forgot to make any jokes. Just everyone hanging out together, the Cartoon Bears That Think Only Of Shitting AND Sofia Vergara.

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  11. Very excited for everyone to see the Super Bowl ad I worked on. It cost $3.7 million and stars Dennis Franz as Pontius Pilate. It's for La Quinta Inn & Suites. I don't want to give away too much.

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    It is not inaccurate to say that has been following this story closely for months.

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    The “not a far right death squad” stickers on my ten 30-round magazines lashed to my chest are prompting a lot of questions already answered by the stickers

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    This is so much funnier than anything I'd let myself even dream about. Going 8-8 with the Lions while Matt Patricia makes indigestion faces? Sure, definitely. Winning six games for an incandescently red Jon Gruden in Las Vegas just seems too much.

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    Don’t mess with a SENATOR who was born in MAY and supports the VIKINGS and eats SALAD

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    Thank you to everyone for some very good recs and this extremely unrealistic triple-crown ratio. Also any hotels trying to put us up for free if I tweet about how nice the lobby is should DM me please.

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    just saw a Bloomberg ad where he goes into a deli and orders a “chopped cheese with extra soft fries” , then he asks if he can eat it in the bathroom. And he opens up the sandwich and he says “I’ve been eating like this for 40 years.” Then he tries to smile and says “I’m mike”

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    We are going to be in Charleston, SC for a few days in March. Please tell me some things to do and places to eat there if you know of any good ones.

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