David Tyler

@david_d_tyler

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Joined August 2011
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    3 Dec 2017

    Me, screaming over the sound of rotors: YOU SEE, THE WORD HELICOPTER COMES FROM GREEK, BUT IT'S NOT "HELI" AND "COPTER" LIKE YOU MIGHT THINK. IT'S ACTUALLY "HELICO" AND "PTER" AS IN "PTERODACTYL". BUT "COPTER" HAS BEEN IN COMMON USE SINCE THE 60'S. LINGUISTS REFER TO THIS KIND OF

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  2. Jul 11

    Fun easter egg. If you look closely, I've hidden one of my insecurities in everything I've written.

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  3. Jul 11

    This was a video I wrote with Peter Kemme who then made the video. Hearing someone else read words that you wrote is intoxicating, and will one day be my downfall!

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  4. Jul 11

    This was one of my first Hard Drive articles. That's my $20 airsoft gun taped to my Roomba.

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  5. Jul 11

    This one came to me in my sleep. Writing it felt like carving away marble until all that remained was the thing which yearned to exist

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  6. Jul 11

    The most recent thing I wrote was the 50th I've gotten published! I'm going to make a thread of some of my favorites because I'm insufferable!

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  7. Jul 10

    Haha, you fool, you cretin. This isn't death metal, this is doom metal.

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  8. Jul 7

    Oh man, Doug

    My girlfriend tried to reference the final line in Chinatown but couldn’t remember it and said “come on Carl”
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    Jul 7

    CANCELLED! 15 Reasons Why Unionizing Is Problematic! – Guest Listicle by Buzzfeed Management

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  10. Jul 5

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  11. Jul 2

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  12. Jun 28

    Of course, Dave

    Dear Twitter Friends, Happy Birthday to the great Mel Brooks!!!
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  13. Jun 24

    From now on, address me as

    David David Mr. David
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  14. Jun 23

    Please sir, my cat, he's Ethel Merman

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  15. Retweeted
    Jun 21

    Volunteers and federal workers are hauling dead whales to private beaches on the U.S. West Coast because they're running out of space on public land. Story:

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  16. Jun 16

    We Shall All Be Canceled

    0:07
    when you make a video game character's boobs the wrong size
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  17. Jun 6

    They're ambush predators

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  18. Jun 2

    One of the great parts of being an idiot is I can never remember whether Dwyane Wade played basketball or is a drug store chain

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  19. Jun 2

    I liked what the Bernie Taupin biopic did for the words in the Elton John biopic

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  20. Jun 1

    If going on vacation has taught me anything it's that printing a t-shirt with a a bottle of Prosecco and the caption "'Secco mode" would make you the world's richest person

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  21. May 31

    "there's a potential spelling bee kill screen coming up if anyone's interested"

    The 92nd Scripps National Spelling Bee ends in an unprecedented 8-way tie after the competition ran out of challenging words
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