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David Colquhoun 🇺🇦 💙
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Biophysicist, statistician. Likes stochastic processes, dislikes pseudo-science. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Col
UCL Londondcscience.netJoined January 2009

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An immigrant from Peru, who stowed away on a boat and was welcomed in the UK. The message is unmistakable. cc .
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👑 Her Majesty. 🐻 Paddington Bear. 🥪 Marmalade sandwiches. 🎸 Playing we will rock you with spoons. Being British is brilliant. 🇬🇧 #PlatinumPartyAtThePalace
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Not good for Braverman that the last two home secs are now dumping on her Even Priti Patel keen to make it known she's not as harsh as 'Cruella'
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PS Source close to Priti Patel insists she was signing off hotel accommodation all through summer. “No matter how unpalatable it was she always did it because not to do so would have breeches statutory duties…
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The best thing today .. The Daily Mail so desperate to find voices to literally support any old ‘shit’ it quotes the parody account of the wonderful
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Delighted to see that The Daily Mail has had the good sense to quote me regarding the government’s sensible idea to disperse sewage in coastal waters in a safe manner whilst beaches are empty. The Daily Mail continues to be an example of rigorous & well researched journalism.👍
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Suella Braverman is too right wing, even for Natalie Elphicke. What a thought.
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This is v important from Conservative MP Natalie Elphicke who says tensions have been rising in Dover about immigration. I asked if government had contributed to tensions with recent rhetoric and she said she wouldn't have used some of the language Home Secretary has. twitter.com/LBC/status/158…
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We Brits yield to NO-ONE in our proud, patriotic & perpetually pig-headed national stupidity. Once again, Britain leads the world.
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For every person who said “Brexit will release UK from regulations that stifle innovation” and forgot the size of the UK market, I offer you exhibit A👇. EU increasingly sets global standards, UK sets nothing but an example of national stupidity. theguardian.com/business/2022/
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Tory hereditary peer Charles Chetwynd-Talbot appears to have misled the House of Lords standards watchdog during an investigation into claims he misused his parliamentary position to lobby for a healthcare firm that was paying him. #GreedyToryLiars
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No, no, no. 40 years, and at what cost? This is simply not acceptable, especially when you consider that young people voted overwhelmingly to remain in the EU. It's their future, and they voted for the opposite. What a disgrace.
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Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
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Musk posts baseless conspiracy theory about Paul Pelosi attack on Twitter theguardian.com/technology/202
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Exclusive: Hospitals and care homes have not received “a single penny” of a £500m emergency funding package promised by the UK government to prevent the NHS becoming overwhelmed this winter, per health and social care sources.
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For context, London Met Police threatened to issue an arrest warrant in my name if I didn’t fly from Australia to London on October 18 to personally attend bail at Hammersmith Police Station. They waited until I landed in London on October 17 to indefinitely postpone this date
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For years, prosecutors across the US have promised that they would go after Trump. But it's a civil suit filed in Bronx state court by a private citizen—over an alleged assault—that is actually going before a jury. My explainer Galicia v Trump:
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"Having accused someone trying to save some children of being a paedophile and got away with it, he’s now bought – for about £35bn – the website on which he did it," writes on the #ElonMusk Twitter takeover bit.ly/3sFXcvG #FreeSpeech
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"We’ve seen Rishi Sunak argue that scientists were given too much power in pandemic decision-making. This is part of an ongoing narrative that seeks to shift the blame away from the government by depicting it as beholden to all-powerful scientists."
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Thread. The fash are out in force, trying to rig the upcoming US elections.
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🧵I filled out a web form for Clean Elections USA, the AZ drop box watchers accused of voter intimidation, expecting to get on an email list. Imagine my surprise when I was given access to a discussion board & nationwide contact list w/ 4500+ names/emails. Here's what I found:
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