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Aliens are going to come here someday and we’re going to have to explain to them why part of the population chooses to watch trains for fun.
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David Hughes proslijedio/la je Tweet
This is how you eat pussy. The noise. The movement. The duration. Everything.https://twitter.com/notsctop10plays/status/1224139614082031616 …
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I love being a dad but yesterday my son climbed on my shoulders and pissed on the back of my neck.
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This is how you eat pussy. The noise. The movement. The duration. Everything.https://twitter.com/notsctop10plays/status/1224139614082031616 …
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It’s my son’s first day of school today, wish him luck!pic.twitter.com/xXAtahjJrP
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I cooked dinner for my wife and set the table all romantically and shit with candles and flowers. I even drove her to the emergency room afterwards and two of the specialists admitted they didn’t know corned beef had an expiry date either.
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David Hughes proslijedio/la je Tweet
Me: can I get a large drink, large fries and a cheeseburger Genie: just ask me for one cheeseburger meal
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Dude I’m not taking that paternity test, you gonna be chasing me for another 5 yearspic.twitter.com/dLZ04dtk2p
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David Hughes proslijedio/la je Tweet
Are you really “in a weird place right now” or are you “fucking annoying”
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There’s a Mr Bean Christmas special where he has a massive wank and then passes out in the bath.
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When someone says they’re pregnant, don’t ask “why”
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You can no longer play Super Mario in the UK.
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David Hughes proslijedio/la je Tweet
[end of 1st round of my UFC debut] Corner man: how you feeling? Me [out of breath]: horny Corner man: yeah you gotta stop trying to kiss him
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Wife: and if your friends jumped off a bridge would you do that too? Son: how big is the bridge? Me: is it over water cos that would actually be quite fun
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David Hughes proslijedio/la je Tweet
Accountant: what is your net worth? Fisherman: the big one was about $70
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Are you really “in a weird place right now” or are you “fucking annoying”
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Fellas, is it gay if you share a bath with another man and, just as he’s about to get out, you take his dick in your hand and start beating him off so he cums all over you and then you tell him he has to stay in the bath so he can clean it off you is that gay
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Her: I love a good book Me: I prefer the shit ones
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Fuck sake it’s been January for almost a month now.
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