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@daveweigel It's got electrolytes.

@daveweigel You want him to explain stupid stuff?

@daveweigel "Ouch, My Spending Cuts!"

@daveweigel 27 Puppies That Can't Understand The Sequester

Electrolytes MT @daveweigel People, seriously, stuff like "Ryan Gosling explains sequestration" is bringing us that much closer to Idiocracy

@daveweigel hate to break it to you, but we are there.

@daveweigel Dave Weigel: "I wrote about the sequester every day for a year!"

@daveweigel You don't get that it's a Buzzfeed joke? Or you don't care?

@daveweigel Wait til you see Wonkblog explain sequestration through zoo animals

@daveweigel Gawker feeds on despair of people like you... they sup on tears of journalists.

@daveweigel but you're cool with Kate Upton doing it right?

@daveweigel isn't he going to be Ashley Judd's senior policy / hair care advisor?

@daveweigel smooth, Dave, get em to all look for it. :::facepalm:::

@daveweigel Closer to? Probably already there. <sigh>

@daveweigel dude, do you ever talk to people outside of the pundit class? Most know nothing about issues outside of their daily routine.

@daveweigel good. I could really go for a show where a guy gets kicked in the balls.

@daveweigel Actually, what is bringjng us closer to Idiocracy is the fact that Ryan Gosling has no kids and Honey Boo Boo's mom has several.