Dave ShumkaOvjeren akaunt

@daveshumka

Listen to This Sounds Serious and Stop Podcasting Yourself wherever podcasts are found. Thanks for your patronage.

Vancouver, BC
Vrijeme pridruživanja: lipanj 2008.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet

    The entire season 2 of This Sounds Serious is out now. Once again I’m so lucky to be able to work on this very silly fake true crime show with such a talented team. If you haven’t listened, check it out. I’m so proud of it.

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  2. 4. velj

    Because Dave has never heard of them?

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    Happy Early Valentine's day to the first love of my life...MOOOONEY!!

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  4. 3. velj

    Yes Facebook, I’ve seen all of your mayonnaise ads.

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  5. 2. velj

    Hey, can anyone explain why Tim "Rock" Raines just appeared as Rock Raines on a few early '90s baseball cards? Was it a Flintstones thing or...

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    1. velj

    I love snoopy. Please send me your best pictures of snoopy

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  7. 31. sij

    Whoa, has anyone noticed that coronavirus and Corona beer have the same root word (corona)?

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  8. 31. sij

    There's no worse mood than when someone knows more about your shirt than you do.

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    30. sij

    Hi are you screening the series finale of The Good Place tonight?

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  10. 29. sij

    Me: I’d like my hair like this. Hairdresser: Which one? Me: What’s the difference? Hairdresser: No, you’re right.

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  11. 29. sij

    Remember when Matthew McConaghey used his SNL monologue to explain the origin of “Alright, alright, alright?” That was dumb!

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  12. 29. sij

    “I’m gonna send a scam email pretending to be the iTunes store. I better include a .docx file so it seems legit.”

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  13. 28. sij
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  14. 27. sij

    When they nominated Joker for best makeup did they mean, like, most delicious makeup?

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  15. 27. sij

    If you don't say "so... that just happened" after that just happened, you ARE the that just happened.

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  16. 27. sij

    90s sitcom writer: So these two nerds kiss and their braces stick together. Me, who had braces but no kissing: Seems possible.

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  17. 26. sij

    Hey I bought you some rosé that came with spooky mini eggs so happy housewarming or whatever.

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    25. sij

    The 2020 Honda NHL All-Star Game is tonight! Did you know Shumka was part of the pre-game festivities when the game was in Edmonton in 1989? Here’s a clip of us dancing on the ice in the Northlands Coliseum prior to Wayne Gretzky’s return to Edmonton.

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  19. 26. sij

    Same with the boy who entered his party riding a camel with Rihanna, and his friend yelled “Whoa, he came on a camel!”

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  20. 26. sij

    To that girl who was once on Super Sweet 16 and was like “Paris Hilton’s catchphrase is ‘That’s hot.’ My catchphrase is ‘That’s juicy.’” I think of you often.

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  21. 25. sij

    Disney+ has something for everyone. My kids watch for the family movies. I watch for the secret sexy messages snuck in by horny animators.

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