Dave Nicolette

@davenicolette

Software Development Heretic

Vrijeme pridruživanja: veljača 2009.

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    17. ožu 2018.

    I'll thank you to buy this book: (I mean I'll literally thank you.)

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    prije 8 sati

    After yesterday's frightening thread where all the devs admitted to not testing their code, please take a listen to this. PLEASE

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    prije 24 sata

    New blog post on tips for healthy page objects.

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    And we‘re on: our new Academy in Italy is live! First course starting in a few mins...

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    8. stu 2019.

    Lets keep it going // MIT partnered with edx & offer free courses on entrepreneurship, economics, biology, calculus, and more

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    2. velj

    Don't forget you can enroll in Harvard's course for free anytime if you're seeking to better your CS knowledge, doesn't hurt to try :) next enrollment is tomorrow. Link in tweet

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    1. velj

    The more coverage a team had, the more alerts they saw each week, and more of their alerts had automated remediation. Teams that are methodical about ensuring test coverage are also methodical about observability and had more/better metrics/alarms.

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    31. sij

    Är du trött på att ha sex hela tiden? Då är kanske Guccis höstkollektion nåt för dig?

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  10. 30. sij

    Colleague and I went to a phone store to replace a faulty company phone. A child came in. Picked her nose. Ate it. Played with display phones. Me: Glad we're getting a new phone in a box. Colleague: Yeah. Salesperson: I'm giving you the display phone; it's the last one we have.

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    30. sij

    "Why observability? Why *now*?" 👇basically this. Your process-level debugger no longer works now that functions hop the network. Observability solves this by packing context up with the request as it hops from process to process, forcing an fsync after every successful hop.

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    29. sij

    Hi all! I just lost my job, along with several other people. The start-up has finally gone pop. I need work with immediate effect in Berlin. Experience in React Native/Rails/Angular/HTML5/CSS. Please retweet and thanks in advance x

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    29. sij

    As a consultant, I'm seeing an epidemic: Companies are wasting millions by giving developers slow laptops. Today I said "npm install x". My laptop: 10 seconds. 😀 Their laptop: 3+ minutes. 🤯🤦‍♂️ Why? Weak processors, little RAM, platter drives, and slow security scanners.

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    30. sij

    ok I'm the modest sort but I did love this comment from the past two days' TDD class: "Jeff did a better job teaching than just about every college professor I had. No complaints."

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    28. sij

    “Tell me again, what instrument do you play?”

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    28. sij

    Are you and auditory learner, or vision impaired? Then I am delighted to announce that due to the amazing work of James C. Thomas IV - PSM, PSPO, SPS, PSU The Flow Guide is now available in a full audio version. This is a great a…

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    28. sij

    I see these Agile forecasting anti-patterns - 1. We focus on end date NOT start date 2. We don’t discriminate uncertain work from commonplace 3. We value certainty more than delivered value - We close down options too early - We avoid doing super-valuable risky things

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  18. 28. sij

    I think I need to go into rehab to stop eating these.

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  19. 28. sij

    TIL in Italy you can buy Agile from vending machines.

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  20. 28. sij

    Recently visited Rome for the 1st time. Warned of pickpockets, I prudently stuffed my pants with mousetraps. It seems to have worked, although removing them afterwards was a bit tricky.

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    Monsters exist. But they are too few in number to be truly dangerous. More dangerous are the common men, the functionaries ready to believe and to act without asking questions. Primo Levi, Auschwitz survivor

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