Dave Holland

@daveholland

Not a jazz musician. Promise. Network/System administrator and sometimes developer. Now and then I say stuff.

Scottsdale, Arizona
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Joined July 2008
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  1. May 26

    Wife: Our baby is beautiful, she has your eyes! Husband, with no eyes: That’s just great Susan.

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  2. Apr 27

    Car rides are tiring

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  3. Retweeted
    Mar 26

    [press conference] TRUMP: *opens his mouth and several bats fly out* SEAN SPICER: Those were doves

    20 replies 1,412 retweets 4,661 likes
  4. 10 Nov 2016

    just launched! A fundamentally new way to chat. Check them out on !

  5. 9 Nov 2016

    Honestly my only solace is not one person in my twitter feed is happy. I've picked well.

  6. 9 Nov 2016

    I am expecting to hear "well what did you think would happen" for the next four years.

    1 reply
  7. 9 Nov 2016

    I can only hope this confirmation that "people are the worst" will also serve as a catalyst for change. It's a dark path we are walking.

  8. 5 Nov 2016

    My God. Hate when strangers talk to me like I'm their new buddy.

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  9. 30 Oct 2016

    So I go to the drug store to get medicine for a sick kid... and it smells like a ham sandwich in here. I don't like that.

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  10. 15 Jul 2016

    Pokemon go needs to use the GPS to detect when people are driving and make it easier to play. I almost hit several people today. Dangerous.

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  11. 21 Dec 2015

    Yeah. Sanitary.

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  12. 6 Jul 2015

    Hey I found a quarter!! ....unfortunately it belonged to this bug who I wasn't about to fight.

  13. 15 May 2015

    "Dad, if transporters existed, and I ported to China would I be upside down? Because to us they are. Their feet are pointed at ours"

  14. 10 May 2015

    They tested my contact solution though, don't worry guys this tiny bottle of stuff is safe... the one next to this knife.

  15. 10 May 2015

    Just got back from traveling, getting sunglasses out of my backpack I found a 5 inch pocket knife I forgot was in there. Good job tsa.

  16. 8 Apr 2015

    The allergies are no joke.

  17. 5 Mar 2015

    YUP

  18. 27 Feb 2015

    I imagined the llamas humming "can't touch this" to themselves the whole time.

  19. 16 Feb 2015

    I slept until almost 9 today. I haven't done that in forever. Also now my body is sore. Victory?

  20. 9 Jan 2015

    [old lady approaches me] "I'm sure your phone has the internet. Can you tell me what time Unbroken is playing?" -a thing that just happened

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