Hey . I try to change my flight online it says call reservations. I call reservations and it says hang up and do it online. I’ve sent you messages on here asking for help. I’m getting hooped here, what’s a guy to do to change his flight??? #aircanada.
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@davehemstad
Stay at home Dad. Formerly a comedian, actor, writer, debater, golfer. Co-star of Off The Hozzle on CBS Sports. Comedy album “Dad Intentions” avail online
davehemstad.comJoined June 2011
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I’m concerned for your veins. Stay safe.
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Dear Dave.
I just put on a pair of socks that are very snug, but they aren’t technically compression socks since I bought them at an art store without a prescription.
After seeing your show, I’m worried that I am committing art fraud.
Sincerely,
A Big Fan.
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"What do the budget airline commercials sound like? 'Welcome to Dimestore Airlines, where we can’t lose your bags, because you sit on them.'" -
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., , , and refuse to let it lie in "Budget Airlines & Lie to Your Kids" encoring today at 1:30pm on CBC Radio One!
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Not only was Alex nice enough to invite me to the Coppinwood member guest, but he brought beer too! He’s always thinking, that’s why he’s so thoughtful!
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Wordle 437 3/6
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Anyone can solve a Wordle…but have you ever gotten 5 yellow tiles? It’s way harder! #wordle
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Toronto!! Due to sold out first show, a LATE SHOW has been ADDED 10:30 tomorrow night! Buy tickets now!!
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Toronto!! We’re sold out tomorrow night! Buy tix for tonight at 7:30!!
#toronto #yukyuks #standupcomedy
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🥂👍. Great looking pies!
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@davehemstad in honour of PI day I purchase and then am reminded “I pay for my pie…”
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Tonight was a special show. in Saint John was full of energy and laughter. and rocked. And I sat in a chair once sat in by Ed Asner. Helluva hat trick ! Good talk. Good night.
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The band is back together…and it’s a lot already. is driving from PEI to NB today.
Feels great to be doing shows again!!
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is the comedy stage show where comedians go head to head in debate, and our #Fredericton audience gets to decide the winner🏆This week will be joined by & . We're certainly ready for a good laugh🤣 bit.ly/3CiUssp
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Wordle 248 2/6
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Wordle in 2 on Tuesday, 2/22/22.
What if this is as good as it gets?
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TONIGHT!!
An absolutely killer lineup at for THE PRO SHOW!
Seating is limited so act fast!
comedybar.ca/shows/the-pro-
** ALL booking inquiries must be sent to info@icebreakerscomedy.com **
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Well…try looking at it from both sides now.
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“I really don’t know love at all”
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Hey Niagara Falls, I’ll be performing at Yuk Yuks this Friday and Saturday. Grab some tickets!! yukyuks.com/?action=club.c
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Maritime people! I’m starting to believe that this is going to actually happen…buy tickets now!
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The Debaters Live on Tour is heading east in March for 4 nights of live comedy & 2 hilarious debates w/ host @pattersballs & all-star debaters @katedaviscomic & @davehemstad. Catch them live on stage only @ConfedCentre, @ImperialTheatre, @FredPlayhouse & @CapitolMoncton.
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All of the good commercials are stuck at the border.
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Coming up this week on @LOLCBC we devote an entire episode to the great @davehemstad! Friday and Saturday on radio, or anytime you feel like it on the CBC Listen App!
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Wordle 224 2/6
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There’s a nice little dopamine hit as imaginary Vanna turns the tiles green…
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Big swing and a miss in the two spot, but at least I ain’t yellow.
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Always fun to start the day with a threesome…
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“Canadians may see less food in grocery stores, but experts say no need to panic”- Global News
Of course they did. When has an “expert“ ever said “I suggest we panic. At some point in the next hour we should all start to lose it”
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Close one, but in my defence…its been a minute since I used it in a sentence.
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It takes one to know…
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Boom goes the dynamite! 💥🔥
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Wordle 211 3/6
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If a Wordle gets solved without being shared, did it ever
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Calgary!! The crowds have been amazing this week, and it feels great to have some big laughs together. Buy tickets for tonight before I fly home and don’t leave the house again until summer.
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Tonight @davehemstad headlines! Shows at 7:30pm & 10:00pm
Get your tickets at laughshopcalgary.com or 
403.255.6900
#davehemstad #yyccomedy #comedyclub #jokes #drinks #food #goodtimes
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😂😂 I try to keep it fair. Thanks for coming!
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Was a great show tonight! Thanks for all the laughs and the balanced and fair approach to comedy! ;) #bothsides
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NOON:
Are you home isolating??
Today's show is for you:
on 'life in the basement'
Tarik Robinson has 2 isolation playlists for you
takes time away fm performing to join us
on what to cook for those isolating
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Jan 13 -15 @davehemstad
Get your tickets at laughshopcalgary.com or 403.255.6900
#davehemstad #yyccomedy #comedyclub #jokes #drinks #food #goodtimes
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#davehemstad #yyccomedy #comedyclub #jokes #drinks #food #goodtimes
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Jan 13 -15
Get your tickets at laughshopcalgary.com or ☎️403.255.6900
#davehemstad #yyccomedy #comedyclub #jokes #drinks #food #goodtimes
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