Dave Dash

@davedash

DadOps 🤷‍♀️ DevOps Creator of the tag.

San José, CA
Vrijeme pridruživanja: veljača 2008.

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  1. 13. stu 2019.

    I think by age 5, kids have moved on from the "emulate how my parents clean up" to "let me do this in the most bizzaro f'd up way possible so they never ask me to do this again".

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  2. 8. kol 2019.

    Wisdom is skipping 2 because you are worried about 4

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    7. kol 2019.

    Hi MN! Come play ✨ I’m pouring my heart and soul into a new talk for this. Venue and lineup look so good 😊 look forward to seeing you there!

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  4. 22. lip 2019.

    Anybody have a medium pride themed tech company t-shirts they can send my way?

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    26. svi 2019.

    cd - change directory dc - a fucking calculator somehow

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  6. 29. ožu 2019.

    I haven't ridden in almost a year... and of course this happens.

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    Pinterest’s S-1 is just so darn wholesome. Here’s a family who used it to figure out how to make a wheelchair for their sick baby

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  8. 27. kol 2018.

    I just published “The dangers of mocking”

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  9. 23. kol 2018.

    I just published “Pushing to an ActiveJob/Sidekiq queue in Python (or any other language)”

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  10. 4. srp 2018.

    Neighbor kid: who is Uncle Sam? Me: He's like a less-awesome Captain America.

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  11. 21. svi 2018.

    Found out that over the last couple of years has been charging me for 2 family subscriptions, totally negating the usefulness of a family subscription. I need to start cutting down on my subscription services.

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  12. 13. svi 2018.

    7yo: (chattering his teeth intentionally) Me: what are you doing? 7yo: I'm trying to make a kilo-bite

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  13. 2. svi 2018.

    4yo: what kind of car is bumblebee? Me: a Chevy Camaro... 4yo: and is it a Chevy Camaro SS?

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  14. 4. tra 2018.

    When the conductor validates my fare, I feel validated.

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  15. 4. tra 2018.

    Heading to SF for I'll be talking about Slack and empowering your team.

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    28. ožu 2018.

    Bonus: If you're coming to the AWS Summit in San Francisco next Wednesday, will be speaking about using together with ! 12:30pm at the Dev Lounge (AWS Summit Expo Hall). Session details:

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  17. 12. ožu 2018.

    3 standup calls today because we don’t know what 10am means anymore. Each one we talked about daylight savings time.

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  18. 7. lis 2017.

    Achievement unlocked – mjesto: Caribou Coffee World Headquarters

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  19. 2. lis 2017.

    3yo: When we go home, let’s make baby ☕️. Me: How do we make baby ☕️? 3yo: You get a little cup, and you put a little bit of coffee in it.

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  20. 28. ruj 2017.

    3yo steps on digital scale. Scale doesn’t register him because he weights so little. 3yo (cheerfully): “I’m nothing.”

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