Dave Dash

@davedash

I'm just as good as mommy.

San José, CA
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Joined February 2008
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  1. Apr 10

    Sabbatical, but for life

    63 retweets 140 likes
  2. 17 Oct 2011

    Just told a guy talking on his phone in the library to shut the fuck up, and everyone applauded me, so I told them to shut the fuck up too.

    6,330 retweets 12,688 likes
  4. Apr 9 San Jose, CA

    me: chocolate covered almond or a peanut butter cup? 5.75yo: is this a marshmallow test?

    2 likes
  5. Apr 9

    Someone wrote a book about my life

    1:02 PM - 9 Apr 2016 · Details
    145 retweets 194 likes
  6. Apr 8

    Would you take my course on JavaScript?

    7:14 PM - 8 Apr 2016 · Details
    2,155 retweets 2,108 likes
  7. Apr 9 San Jose, CA

    TFW I short-circuit an underused part of the app and return an empty array and it works to save the day temporarily.

  8. Apr 8

    Thank you for attending ! Slides and videos will be posted in the coming weeks. Stay tuned for details (3/13-14, 2017)!

    3 retweets 12 likes
  9. Apr 7

    "If you're running Ubuntu and some guy comes in and says 'we should use Redhat'...fuck that guy." -

    12 retweets 33 likes
  10. Apr 7

    Do NOT switch software solutions because it's cool. They all have problems. Choose boring tech. knows what's up

    12 retweets 20 likes
  11. Apr 7 San Jose, CA

    Where does one go to get a web design without going broke?

  12. Apr 7

    Delivering some serious comic relief in the closing keynote. ;)

    1 retweet 3 likes
  13. Apr 7 Agnew, Santa Clara

    I’m going on vacation soon. Did Neal Stephenson write a new book yet?

    1 like
  14. Apr 7 Agnew, Santa Clara

    High contrast and big fonts for slides are a good thing.

  15. Apr 7

    I love this so much.

    10:24 AM - 7 Apr 2016 · Details
    1,863 retweets 2,304 likes
  16. Apr 7

    I took the day off work to hang out with my 5-year-old. She just told me "I need some alone time" and turned on Netflix I'm raising myself

    468 retweets 1,658 likes
  17. Dave Dash followed and
    • Charity Majors
      @mipsytipsy

      engineer/cofounder at , formerly Parse/Facebook. likes whiskey, rainbows, and systems engineering

    • 90% Snark by weight
      @curiousbiped

      Have GNU, Will Travel. Speaker to Computers, though the words I say are often impolite.

  18. Apr 7

    “How many minutes of downtime before the CEO can’t buy another Lamborghini?” -

    4 retweets 1 like
  19. Apr 7 Agnew, Santa Clara

    Don’t fire people you burn out. -

    4 retweets 2 likes
  20. Apr 7 Agnew, Santa Clara

    Went on forced vacation, Yahoo! Has a sev-0. It’s okay.

    2 likes

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