Darth Vader

@DarthVader

Evil Orphan Ani. Parody / Satire / Fan-Supported. Not Official & Not Affiliated with Disney, Lucasfilm, Star Wars.

Empire, CO
starwars.com
Joined January 2007
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    23 Jan 2017

    I love the title, as you can imagine.

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  2. Dec 25

    I have mixed feelings about this. cc Darth Vader Yule Log - 5hrs

    7 replies 59 retweets 159 likes
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  3. Retweeted
    Oct 27

    Omg Ruth Vader Ginsberg

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  4. Retweeted
    Sep 13

    2 billion people did not die on Alderaan. In fact, it's definitely still there. Trust us. The Rebellion are reporting it exploded to make us look bad. Bad politics. We love Alderaan!

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  5. Sep 11

    41 years since Alderaan went poof!

    Your Dark Lord with his fists raised, pumping to his adoring followers
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  6. Retweeted
    Aug 22

    Dropping into people's mentions and DMs like...

    17 replies 65 retweets 468 likes
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  7. Aug 9

    I am Space Force.

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  8. Jul 22

    To Rebel President Mon Mothma: NEVER, EVER THREATEN THE EMPIRE AGAIN OR YOU WILL SUFFER CONSEQUENCES THE LIKES OF WHICH FEW THROUGHOUT GALACTIC HISTORY HAVE EVER SUFFERED BEFORE. THE EMPEROR WILL NO LONGER STAND FOR YOUR DEMENTED WORDS OF TREASON & DEATH. BE CAUTIOUS!

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  9. Retweeted
    Jul 18

    What’s happening is a travesty.

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  10. Retweeted
    Jul 17

    "I misspoke yesterday."

    4 replies 247 retweets 555 likes
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  11. Retweeted
    Jul 17

    BREAKING: Emperor Palpatine claims he misspoke while issuing Order 66: "In a key sentence in my remarks, I said 'Wipe them out. All of them. ... The sentence should've been: 'DON'T wipe them out.'" (SINCERE apologies to all of the Jedi who were subsequently murdered.)

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  12. Retweeted
    Jul 14

    Why did Darth Vader smell so bad? He Mustafar-ted

    15 replies 83 retweets 265 likes
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  13. Jun 18

    Thank you, but did you remember to tell your sister that you were right?

    7 replies 115 retweets 771 likes
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  14. Jun 17

    Happy Me Day...

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  15. Retweeted
    Jun 1

    new comic! sleep apnea

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  16. Retweeted
    Jun 3

    I love the moment in the comics when Darth Vader knew the Hero of the Rebellion, the cause of his greatest shame before the Emperor, was the son of Anakin Skywalker.

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  17. Retweeted
    Jun 3

    Hey . Your dad crashed my wedding and I'm not even sorry.

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  18. Retweeted
    May 25

    Having that kind of day.

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  19. Retweeted
    May 23

    Sitting on a

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  20. May 7

    Dispatched a memo to what’s left of the Imperial Senate: I don’t want Jabba attending my funeral.

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  21. Retweeted
    May 4

    May the 4th be with you... you truly belong here with us among the clouds 😎

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