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what is the other fuckin side here
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Tonight on @wbaltv11: A man with an AR-15 has been showing up for weeks to a school bus drop off for local elementary school students.
Parents say their kids are afraid, the man says he’s protesting @GovWesMoore’s new gun control law. You’ll hear from both sides at 5+6pm.
PLUTO IS DOING ITS BEST
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Pluto hasn’t made a full orbit around the sun since it was discovered in 1930.
NASA
there is no rule that says a dog can not report on the weather
there is no rule against a weather dog twitter.com/MollyJongFast/
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who takes 35 minutes to eat one hot dog
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did a dog write this
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People around the world have discovered the joy of digging holes. "It's a random thing that anyone can do." on.wsj.com/3hnVay9
i do not think the ocean should be on fire
it is just my opinion
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Sobre el incendio registrado en aguas del Golfo de México, en la Sonda de Campeche, a unos metros de la plataforma Ku-Charly (dentro del Activo Integral de Producción Ku Maloob Zaap)
Tres barcos han apoyado para sofocar las llamas
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we are fuckin terrified for one
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Democratic voters have now shown up in strong (record) numbers in 2016, the 2018 midterms, 2020 & now a September recall.
Something is happening.
INNOCENT
U CAN NOT STEAL FROM YOUR OWN DINING ROOM
THAT IS THE WHALE SHARKS DINING ROOM
CASE CLOSE
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Whale Shark has learned how to steal food from fishing nets.
#TiredEarth
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racism?
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Critical race theory is an attack on our country’s core values.
DOGS COMING BACK TO WHITE HOUSE DOGRATES
DOGS BACK
u know when some body tells u to make sure to 'watch until the end'
well let me tell u
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this good pup just warning president higgins about that giant fuckin acorn right behind them
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Super cute. Ireland's President Michael D. Higgins gives a TV interview while his Bernese Mountain Dog puppy, Misneach, vies for his attention.
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congresswoman norton was not even on my list of suspects of who released the six zebras
UNTIL NOW
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WASHINGTON, D.C. – Congresswoman Eleanor Holmes Norton (D-DC) issued a statement today denying responsibility for letting loose the six zebras that have been on the run in the D.C. suburbs.
i am not saying every vaccine site should have a giant blue whale swimming above it but i am not not saying every vaccine site should have a giant blue whale swimming above it
omfg
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Call us next time you want to ride a wiener into space…
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wat kind of orgy only lasts 30 minutes
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NEW: Rep. Madison Cawthorn just left McCarthy’s office. He met with the GOP leader and Minority Whip Steve Scalise (R-La.) for roughly 30 minutes.
Cawthorn didn’t respond to my questions about the meeting as he was leaving.
MAKING NEWS IS NOT YOUR FUCKING JOB IDIOT
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Replying to @brianstelter
"You do not have to like the former president's answers, but you can't say that we didn't get them," Licht tells staffers, many of whom are angry about the town hall. "Kaitlan pressed him again and again and made news. Made a LOT of news." And "that is our job."
why is that rick
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CNN's Rick Santorum: "We birthed a nation from nothing. I mean, there was nothing here. I mean, yes we have Native Americans but candidly there isn't much Native American culture in American culture"
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they demanded your birth certificate, sir
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Obama tells Anderson Cooper he never foresaw the Republican Party getting this bad
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does it have a graveyard
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EXTREME: Royal Caribbean is planning for what it calls the longest and most comprehensive world cruise ever. Passengers will be onboard the Serenade of the Seas for 274 nights - that's nine months! 7ny.tv/2ZaTlMe
can not get much more cyber secure than that tbh
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"name sir"
"what??"
"your name, sir"
"....dona...donald trump"
"sorry sir your name is not on the list"
if only they would put this much energy into their fries
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In-N-Out blasted San Francisco's vaccine mandate after getting shut down for failing to enforce it.
"We refuse to become the vaccination police for any government." trib.al/kkW9WHe
stay off the sea lion's beach
have u tried that
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A group of people were chased by two Sea Lions at a beach in the La Jolla area of San Diego. Lifeguards were on standby in the water ensuring no one was hurt and the sea lions could easily make their way. It's recommended people stay at least 50 ft away from sea lions. 
: Charli
: Charli
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the dream job does not exi....
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"British charity is searching for people to spend five months in Antarctica, to run the world's most remote post office and be responsible for counting penguins"
bbc.com/news/uk-609944
give bailey a burrito
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What do you want @JoeBiden first action as President to be?
u mean all those supporters chanting “lock her up” in 2016 were disgusting matt? deplorable even?
fuckin hypocrites
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This is now the Left’s goal - throw President Trump, his administration officials, his family and his supporters in prison.
This is where we are now. Disgusting. twitter.com/BillPascrell/s…
go get your vaccine at CVS u can just walk in i am serious
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BREAKING: CVS announces it is now accepting *walk-in* appointments for #coronavirus vaccines across the country. No appointment necessary. This comes after President Biden's order yesterday for all pharmacies taking part in the federal vaccine program to allow walk-ins.
#WBZ
replace every shitty confederate statue with this golden chonk
who counted the bees
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15,000 bees swarmed into a man's car while he made a 10-minute stop at a New Mexico grocery store.
The bees were safely removed by an off-duty firefighter, whose hobby is beekeeping. “I’ll do anything to keep people from killing the bees,” he said. 
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nyti.ms/3cGcwRNthis cat straight up going to murder some one as soon as it gets out of the swimming pool twitter.com/anthraxxx781/s
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who gives a shit
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“This is not the America I remember growing up in.” Eight conservative men share their thoughts on living in America today. nyti.ms/3JtKZAd
great laundromat attendant
OR GREATEST LAUNDROMAT ATTENDANT
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wow this is really starting to make me question whether the police are always telling the truth
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Police say demoralized officers are quitting in droves. Labor data says no. trib.al/ubn9VjO
IS THERE A BURRITO IN YOUR BACK PACK FOR BAILEY
SENATOR WARREN
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"trump voter fraud hotline...yes...my refrigerator is running why do u ask"
about the same when i show my drivers license knowing it excludes people
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Hello Vaxxed people. Honest question here (as I fully support your decision to get vaxxed), how do you feel when showing your vaxx passport knowing it excludes people?
i do not know if u follow but u should they adopt senior pups and rescues and give them dignity companionship and love in their twilight years i do not know how they do it
they are the best
GIVE BAILEY ANOTHER BURRITO SENATOR WARREN
THE BURRITO SHELF IS RIGHT THERE
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Replying to @ewarren
Bailey is (literally) dog-tired of Republicans doing everything they can to stop progress, too.
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GIVE THIS PUP A BURRITO
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WE DID IT. Love & hope have defeated hate and fear. The nightmare ends. Hug the dogs that helped you thru it.
Now it’s time to hold Joe accountable to his promises, root out corruption, & build a country that works for everyone
men u are not taking on a goose
get over yourself
that goose will kick your ass
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"Compared to women, men feel most able to take on medium-sized dogs and geese" today.yougov.com/topics/lifesty
I have not gone anywhere since march tbh SNL
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Don’t go anywhere. We’ll see you soon!
"enough with the fuckin singing sebastian!"
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Obsessed with this picture from the Boston Globe of a lobsterwoman yeeting one that wasn't big enough
INNOCENT
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This fella got into a tent with 26 soldiers, at night, somehow passed the man on a watch duty, climbed into a box with food, ate cheese, cookies, spilled sugar, coffee and fell asleep in that box. And that’s where they found him in the morning 
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will this be on tik tok
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Trump has signaled to allies that the Secret Service will have to drag him from the White House kicking and screaming vntyfr.com/DEH8ALx
there is no rule that says a dog can not run the anchor leg of a high school relay race
CASE CLOSE
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A dog ran onto the track during a high school relay race in Utah – and covered 100m in 10.5 seconds
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like they would ever fuckin shut up
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i need lessons on effective alt text from the us consumer product safety commission because this is amazing alt text
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Just because you're escaping from the supernatural, doesn't mean you sacrifice safety.
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Drop a picture of you that looks like an album cover. twitter.com/thecasualrevol…
