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My Spelunky Stories
@darius_spelunks
really loves Spelunky. So much that he modified the game so that it live tweets here when he plays!
My Spelunky Stories’s Tweets
Update: Now that released the source, I will get started on the official SpelunkyTweet project once I finish my TIGCompo entry!
Spelunky 1.0 is available: http://spelunkyworld.com It will be open-sourced soon, at which point there will be a branch for SpelunkyTweet!
FYI, there won't be any more updates on this account until v1.0 of Spelunky is released. Decompiling/rewriting every version is a pain.
Ouch. Arrows really hurt.
OMG it really hurts when I fall like that.
Enjoy your stay in the lava pit, caveman.
My trusty shotgun. I never leave home without it.
Sometimes, life is tough for me. But then I sacrifice a yeti on an unholy altar and I remember that others have it worse off.
I totally did not see that ufo. I should be paying closer attention.
Hmmm, looks like this chest could come in handy.
Sometimes, sacrifices must be made. Sometimes those sacrifices involve damsels and altars to Kali.
I slave all day to bring you this yeti, and what do I get? A random prize determined by a favor counter? Please.
Maybe I should have invested in a parachute.
It was Socrates who said that the unspelunked life is not worth living. Let the games begin.
$1500, 0 kills, 0 saves, time: 17 seconds. Made it to level 9.
I am the Evil Spelunky Bomber What Bombs At Spelunky!
$1500, 0 kills, 0 saves, time: 17 seconds. Made it to level 9.
$150, 0 kills, 0 saves, time: 33 seconds. Made it to level 9.
AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh..... THUD.
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It was Socrates who said that the unspelunked life is not worth living. Let the games begin.
$55675, 84 kills, 0 saves, time: 758 seconds. Made it to level 14.
OMG it really hurts when I fall like that.
Kali had better enjoy this here yeti. I work hard to bring her these sacrifices.
I like bombing the denizens of this cave.
I slave all day to bring you this caveman, and what do I get? A random prize determined by a favor counter? Please.
Bat? Meet the heel of my boot.
Why does that bat hate me so much? What did I ever do besides plunder its home?
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It always feels good to land a shopkeeper on some spikes.
Oh, I'm just feeding the damsel. TO A MAN-EATING PLANT.
I hate litter so much. Now I have to take this spring shoes with me and find some use for it. Reduce, reuse, recycle!
Alright, now where did I put those flares...
My trusty mitt. I never leave home without it.
Shopkeeper: asplode!
Listen up old man: I'm stealing your stuff!
This skeleton is going to be sorry when it wakes up in heaven with a bootprint on its face.
Oh, a snake pit. How... cliche.
So long and FANGS for the memories. Get it? Bats have fangs. I killed a bat.
Feeling down on myself lately. Time to take a load off my back in this pleasant-looking cave over here.
$19400, 13 kills, 1 saves, time: 141 seconds. Made it to level 3.
