Daria D'Italia

@dariaditalia

a j.crew-clad hippie. a slob. and a solitaire shark.

Morristown, NJ
Joined March 2010
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  1. 27 Aug 2015

    a moth flew into my living room so i sucked him up with the vacuum. then the vacuum fell on my foot.

  2. 5 Jun 2015

    Remember when that thing I just retweeted happened? thank you,

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  3. Retweeted
    22 Oct 2014
    Replying to

    Thank you, dear Daria!

    1 retweet 2 likes
  4. Retweeted
    23 Feb 2015

    Team "best "In" class"

    1 retweet 1 like
  5. 19 Feb 2015

    last day of current job tomorrow + first day of new job on monday = greatest weekend of all time with no thought of work responsibility.

    2 replies 1 like
  6. Retweeted
    5 Nov 2014

    Love this new blog post by " in our New York office -

    1 retweet 2 likes
  7. 31 Oct 2014

    love that in you can't tell who's wearing a costume for and who's just a giant weirdo.

  8. 22 Oct 2014

    i now have a on who just gave the closing keynote at . equal parts genius and hysterical.

    1 reply
  9. 19 Oct 2014

    in right now, and keep getting stoked that I see everywhere, but then remember it's not and then I'm sad.

    1 like
  10. 16 Oct 2014

    i vote to change the hashtag on to or

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  11. 14 Oct 2014

    almost just fell down the stairs bc I was staring so hard at the gucci bag of the girl in front of me.

    1 reply
  12. 12 Apr 2014

    i'm watching movies. which is weird bc I never watch movies.

  13. 30 Jan 2014

    just had the urge to rewind life like a dvr so i could re-listen to a noise outside.

  14. 2 Jan 2014

    if, when ur imessaging with someone, you type something in after they text but while you see them still typing, is that like interrupting?

  15. 1 Jan 2014

    got really proud of myself because I just realized I can say the alphabet in french.

  16. 15 Dec 2013

    I know it's suddenly trendy for shows to kill off their main (and beloved) characters, but I fucking hate it.

    2 replies
  17. 13 Dec 2013

    The worst advice I've ever gotten is from people who know me the best, and love me the most.

  18. 14 Nov 2013

    seen an unusually high number of "little people" in the last week.

  19. Retweeted
    28 Aug 2013

    I can count the number of good experiences I've had after "breaking up into groups" on one middle finger.

    7 replies 115 retweets 123 likes
  20. 1 Oct 2013

    There's an odd sense of intimacy formed by sleeping next to someone else...even if it's on the train.

    1 reply

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