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@darcythor

gritty apologist

the dark side of the moon
Vrijeme pridruživanja: siječanj 2017.

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  1. 5. velj

    my dream date? you take me to the whole foods noodle aisle and let me pick whatever I want. you pay for half of it and shoplift the rest.

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  2. 5. velj

    is there a crisis helpline I can call bc I accidentally just watched the first five minutes of the SoU? like is poison control acceptable

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    17. sij

    my stats tell me im male, but im actually 100% pure evil. my true sex is currently "Unknown"

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  4. 30. sij

    venmo me so I can get a nose job and complete my transformation into saiorse ronan blease I need this

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    28. sij
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    19. sij

    the more i drive around in circles, the more people see my "HOME DEPOT FUCKED ME " bumper sticker. simple aritmetic

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  7. 17. sij

    nobody look at me today nobody talk to me nobody ask me anything I will throw hands

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  8. 14. sij

    quick someone who knows photoshop swap our hairdos

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  9. 12. sij

    Marianne Williamson and her cult of essential oils moms, boring gays, and gentle old men truly just held a full prayer circle right here in front of me I don’t even know where to start with this

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  10. 11. sij

    yes I AM a big baby and yes I DID buy the new Eragon book with my own monies and yes I AM enjoying it. fuk u

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  11. 4. sij

    just committed a war crime in ‘s insta DMs can’t wait for her to see it and now I understand why cats shit in their owners beds

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  12. 3. sij

    personally I love living at home after college. my dad is asleep in his chair and I’m stacking Cheerios on him

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    31. pro 2019.

    when you are in new hampshire and it's cold

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  14. 29. pro 2019.

    there is an incredibly beautiful woman in my store rn who purchased one (1) cider and has been quietly perusing the stacks alone for an hour and I think I’m love her

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  15. 24. pro 2019.

    continuing my uncontested reign as Weirdest Grandchild by arriving to Christmas dinner with a one pound gingerbread newt

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  16. 17. pro 2019.

    yknow what I’ll say it I would absolutely have sexual relations with a Wookiee

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  17. 14. pro 2019.

    mom: “I know you want to be gay and do crime but why can’t you be gay and do nice things and love people? do that instead.”

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  18. 13. pro 2019.

    at what age does it stop feeling illegal to go to the liquor store?

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    10. pro 2019.

    always a vibesmaid never a vibe

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  20. 9. pro 2019.

    tfw me and are a double cast character and literally nobody knows what pronouns to use about it

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