I keep getting letters and texts and emails about needing to take my Astra in for repair for the airbag issue everyone has and I feel genuinely bad about feeling like I should message back "Don't worry friends, I already wrote it off! All good!"
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(In my defence, it wasn't a horrifying accident! I just smushed the front of it and it was uneconomic to repair it, but I most certainly do not have it or it's death airbags anymore.)
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Replying to @lucyamorris
the letter is like "BURNING HOT SHRAPNEL MAY FIRE AT YOUR FACE. THIS CAN CAUSE DEATH!" and i'm just like "oh really wow never would've guessed that BURNING HOT SHRAPNEL might be bad thanks for the heads up i guess????"
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Replying to @merryh @lucyamorris
thanks for reminding me to replace my deathbags
9:45 PM - 30 Jun 2019
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