If you ever feel like you'd make a bad house spouse, just remember that I tried to fix myself breakfast today and now smoke is coming out of the microwave.
I lit the home economics room on fire trying to melt butter in high school so it could be worse.
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I see your home econ fire and I raise you my hotel fire alarm.
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