darbs

@darbsnotes

philosopher, jester, alien, people person, slowpoke.✌️take care. 📖🃏👾🥂🐢

 
Vrijeme pridruživanja: veljača 2019.

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  1. prije 2 minute

    trip on some cord, open the wrong powerpoint, laser pointer myself in the eye, tell a terrible joke or share an embarrassing story - either way, the worst thing that could happen (people laughing at me) has happened. and it happened on my terms, so I can handle the rest

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  2. prije 3 minute

    I like to start pretty much all of my presentations by purposefully embarrassing myself in some way. if public speaking scares me, it's probably about the idea of making a fool of myself, so I just get that out of the way immediately and it chills me out

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  3. prije 22 minute

    lose 60 cents to get 100k free views? seems like a solid deal

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  4. prije 22 minute

    was just thinking "I wonder how many more of these tiktok videos of starbucks employees throwing drinks at the wall before someone gets fired", but I imagine the marketing benefit outweighs the profit loss on one drink

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  5. prije 4 sata

    it's amazing what the little things do. obviously there were other factors that helped pull me up, but damn, will I never forget that guidance. subtle enough for plausible deniability, overt enough that I figured it out. I think everyone could use a cheerleader~

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  6. prije 4 sata

    then it became a waypost. an expectation. I'd post more because I knew I'd get a nice message from him. that shit kept me goin', like a lighthouse drawing me back to shore

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  7. prije 4 sata

    one of my biggest indicators that I was depressed and needed a big change was one of my friends, who I don't see often enough, cheering me on in basically every social media post I made. I thought: "why is he being so nice...? oh, fuck"

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  8. prije 15 sati
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  9. prije 18 sati

    me tweeting this kinda shit during the superbowl is pretty on-brand

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  10. prije 18 sati

    ok I have to be this guy bojack horseman just took a shot at Saskatchewan and I'm so proud of my little province 😢😢😢

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  11. prije 24 sata
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  12. 2. velj

    and, as I'm here, getting a separation, I can't help but think of these words again, and put them back out into the world. all I can hope for is that the world keeps giving me the signs that I need.

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  13. 2. velj

    this is an old Irish blessing (or curse, depending on who ya ask), and I spoke these words at my wedding to kick off the celebration. they've been oddly prophetic.

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  14. 2. velj

    May those who love us, love us; And for those who don't love us, May God turn their hearts; And if He doesn't turn their hearts, May He turn their ankles, So we will know them by their limping

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  15. 1. velj

    this playlist has never let me down "songs that get white people turnt"

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  16. 1. velj

    seem to have misplaced my nail file so I'm using a knife sharpener, very effective

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  17. 1. velj

    love being alone, just prefer to be alone when other people are around

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  18. 1. velj

    they eventually figure out I don't know but that's okay they got to say their thing and I learned something and that's nice

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  19. 1. velj

    I'll often tell people I know about the obscure reference they're making just cause they're so excited and I want them to continue

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  20. 1. velj

    gonna be using this for intervention purposes "hey... I see you shared your ex's pic... let's have a chat"

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