Kevin Andrew

Greg Bird delivers a HUGE 3-run homer to give the #Yankees a 6-3 lead in the 10th.

If you dropped a camel from 30,000 feet, there's a good chance it'll die.

Yanks up 17 to 5 and the sox in last place alright alright

If u tried to mimic the ads where athletes r covered in Gatorade while working out, you'd prolly just end up wasting it and being sticky #js

Getting nervous before greeting a black person because they don't know which handshake to use.

This weather is why I stay friends with people who have pools

Bright red lipstick just isn't attractive idgi

Treating their dogs better than their own children.

Orange is the nickelback of starburst flavors

You're on twitter.

It's stuff like summer classes that make me hate school, and then I think eh, at least I didn't drop out of high school to become a rapper

You can skydive without a parachute. But only once.

You can send as many emails as you want, nobody's evaluating your stupid fucking course

Gains o'clock

You know the semesters ending when everyone suddenly needs your opinion or survey answers on a subject that you know dick about

Twitter: Girls posts a set of messages that make no sense and/or not funny at all with the caption: "This is why I love her"