@ColPClark After a few weeks of CT scans, EEGs and MRIs I guess I've no sense of humor to spare for a LOL on that one.
The post vacation pet peeve of 2013 is wading through LinkedIn endorsement spam. They have truly failed big with endorsements... :/
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@ColPClark All clear by the way, which is good I suppose but doesn't explain anything...
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@ColPClark Alternatively I could build a cloud based CEP engine and never let anyone use it before mothballing it to do something else! :) -
@ColPClark ... even though SAX and some of the other bits you've talked about are actually very useful for the big data herd...
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@ColPClark Must be great for scientologists and the anonymous too. +1 for level 5 wink-wink nudge-nudge skillz.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ColPClark No worries matey. Minor urgency with the little one over the past few weeks. Boy you sure delurk with style!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ColPClark Build a better one. It's 2013, CEP is a feature and Hadoop is the wrong sauce for lots of near real-time big data...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ColPClark The Eyptians called Big Data 'Pyramid building'. Same old same old...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ColPClark You can do better than Storm / Spark / Trident. :)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ColPClark Don't walk away angry. Get it into github! :) Get even...#doubleDareYouThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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