Going to friends for drinks and my wife goes upstairs for 5 minutes to get ready but then it's 20 minutes and I am suddenly a rich and successful man, scruffy as fuck but my gf is like
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Replying to @monkchips
The high heels and onesie woulda worked better if you didn't shave the beard, but glad you got a bounce in your step 


1:14 PM - 20 Dec 2019
from Berlin, Germany
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