I have so many jokes lined up for the Tory leadership election, it physically hurts to wait until 8pm to know whether they're going to be relevant.
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Dammit, I've got all the gifs ready to go and it's looking a lot like I won't get to use them. Come on, Team Jacob!
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Well, it looks like the Jacobite Rebellion has been put down. You'll never see my gifs now.
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Bodil Stokke, Esq. Retweeted Britain Elects
117 against. She may [sic] have survived but that's a grievous blow.https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/1072959611928543237?s=19 …
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I guess the least funny one is still relevant. Not sure you kids would even get it.pic.twitter.com/vaTBsmgGCh
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Replying to @bodil
You can almost see the smug elitist chip on his fake shoulder strain under that hypocritic grin...
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Replying to @darachennis
I could almost see that, if I could only stand to look at him.
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Replying to @bodil
Could be worse, he'll have to suffer a mirrors reflection eventually!
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