I have so many jokes lined up for the Tory leadership election, it physically hurts to wait until 8pm to know whether they're going to be relevant.
You can almost see the smug elitist chip on his fake shoulder strain under that hypocritic grin... 
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I could almost see that, if I could only stand to look at him.
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Could be worse, he'll have to suffer a mirrors reflection eventually!

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