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    Daphne Strasert (she/her)  💖 💜 💙‏ @daphnethewriter Jan 17

    CDC: Wear a mask! Social Distance! Get the vaccine! Me: absolutely! CDC: don’t eat raw cookie dough Me: I’ll see you in hell

    4:57 PM - 17 Jan 2021
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      2. Daphne Strasert (she/her)  💖 💜 💙‏ @daphnethewriter Jan 18

        To the people who feel the need to explain the difference to me: I am well aware.pic.twitter.com/V7llOYCmO3

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      3. Daphne Strasert (she/her)  💖 💜 💙‏ @daphnethewriter Jan 18

        Please stop sending me recipes for how to make safe to eat cookie dough. I won’t do it. The danger enhances the flavor.pic.twitter.com/2fQ25yfHY2

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      2. samantha eaton‏ @Samantha_Eaton3 Jan 17
        Replying to @daphnethewriter

        Mood. Also CDC: DONT snuggle chickens. As if I’m ever gonna abide by that rule

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      3. Daphne Strasert (she/her)  💖 💜 💙‏ @daphnethewriter Jan 17
        Replying to @Samantha_Eaton3

        Snuggle ALL the chickens!

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      1. Atlantis Pepper‏ @AtlantisPepper Jan 18
        Replying to @daphnethewriter @nlqualls

        😄

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      1. Lucyfivecents‏ @Lucyfivecents1 Jan 18
        Replying to @daphnethewriter @nlqualls

        Raw cookie dough has kept me healthy for 52 years

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      1. Katy Lapierre  ✨‏ @KatyLapierre Jan 18
        Replying to @daphnethewriter @MissusM

        bahahahah this is so true though

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      1. Wool-Encased Tea Addict‏ @Passeriform Jan 18
        Replying to @daphnethewriter

        Raw cookie dough is about _you_, masks are about _us_ (although if I have to clean up after you if you get food poisoning I'm not going to be thrilled).

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      2. Pamela Vincent‏ @PamelaSVincent Jan 18
        Replying to @daphnethewriter

        1: microwave the flour until it’s 165 degrees 2: use pasteurized egg whites instead of eggs. 3: eat all the raw cookie dough you want, it will taste the same.

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      3. jess murray (j.l. murray)  💀 💀 💀‏ @mizmalediction Jan 18
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