Dan

@DanTheNapkinMan

Film & TV Production MFA Grad. Alum. May or may not be responsible for and . Constantly amazed by tofu.

Los Angeles
Joined November 2011

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  1. 3 hours ago

    BeBe, CeCe, DeDe, FiFi and GiGi are all names, but not HeeHee. 🤔

  2. Retweeted
    Jun 3
  3. Jun 2

    Thinking about legally changing my name to the flan emoji. Thoughts? 🍮

  4. May 31

    Just saw a 6-year-old enhance his sneeze by dabbing at the same time.

  5. Retweeted
    May 30

    DJ:Daddy, in doggy years I'm like 42 years old, right? ME:Good, DJ. That's right. DJ:Hmm, so in Doggy years, you're dead.

  6. Retweeted
    May 30

    This pub knows nothing.

  7. Retweeted
    May 29

    WATCH: Man Sees His Family For First Time After 27 Years Holding His Hand Over His Eyes

  8. Retweeted
    May 29

    Today on , we honor the brave men and women who made the ultimate sacrifice in service to our country.

  9. May 27

    has been out of the spotlight for too long. I hope he is doing well and has his cholesterol under control

  10. Retweeted
    May 25

    Are hands gloves?

  11. May 25

    Drinking a cold brew and doing a Bananagrams workbook while "Let's Groove" plays in this Starbucks. 25 years of school has already paid off.

  12. Retweeted
    May 23

    Tampa Bay now set to host 2021 Super Bowl; Los Angeles moved to 2022 after stadium delays (per )

  13. Retweeted
    May 23

    If the Manchester attacker was Palestinian and the victims Israeli, the terrorist's family would receive a stipend from Mahmoud Abbas.

  14. Retweeted
    May 23

    When there's group project and you do all the work.

  15. Retweeted
    May 20

    Um, not likely. However, does look like one badass sock puppet.

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  16. Retweeted
    May 20

    When you take a great Instagram picture but remember you banned the internet in your country.

  17. Retweeted
    May 20

    They're kidnapping Thomas.

  18. May 20

    YES! Congrats and on a well-deserved renewal! You made the right choice, .

  19. Retweeted
    May 16

    Just finished the incredible 1st season of Trial & Error. So so so so good. I know there is so much good TV right now but damn this is good.

  20. May 12

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