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Stand-up Comic / Writer / @NerdPokerPod Dungeon Master / Cancer Slayer / Former Senior Editor at @MADMagazine / Dungeon Humorist for @DnDBeyond

Los Angeles, CA
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Joined November 2008

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    Dan Telfer‏Verified account @dantelfer 2 Jul 2019
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    Hey there! I am a nerdy writer type looking to land somewhere after being laid off from my 2-year stint as Senior Editor of MAD Magazine. All leads and RTs are appreciated! Here's my rad resume: http://bit.ly/DanIsaNerd  Here's my rad portfolio: http://bit.ly/DanIsaDork 

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      1. Dan Telfer‏Verified account @dantelfer 18 Jul 2019
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        I am so grateful for everyone who has reached out to me to help me deal with this insane chapter in my life. You guys are awesome and I love you.

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      2. Dan Telfer‏Verified account @dantelfer 18 Jul 2019
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        The "I love you" immediately felt like too much but I'd already deleted a version of this with a typo, so deal with it.

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      1.  ☀ ✌Teresa D. Lee 🌺‏ @euphoriafish 6 Jul 2019
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        On your portfolio link The Onion Extremely Accurate History of the Internet has moved but I of course don't doubt for a minute that that happened and you did it.

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      2. Dan Telfer‏Verified account @dantelfer 7 Jul 2019
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        You mean the link on this page that says "Part One of the series can be viewed here": https://cargocollective.com/dantelfer/Yahoo  Doesn't link to this page: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QhQMRv5rzs … ? It does for me unless I'm missing something.

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      1. Sam Riegel‏Verified account @samriegel 3 Jul 2019
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        Get this funny man a job, stat.

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      2. Dan Telfer‏Verified account @dantelfer 3 Jul 2019
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        Thanks Sam. I also hope someone gets that funny goblin a True Polymorph, stat.

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      1. Michael McGovern‏ @mcgovern21 3 Jul 2019
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        My 15 year-old son adored your run on MAD. You made a difference. Thank you. Best to you; you’re going to continue to do great things.

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      1. Jason Crane  🏴 ☸️ 🌵‏ @JasonDCrane 2 Jul 2019
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        Oh man. You were killing it at MAD. You're why I subscribed. I wish you the best for whatever comes next.

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      1. Ian Boothby‏Verified account @IanBoothby 3 Jul 2019
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        Sorry to hear about this Dan. Wishing you all the best and looking forward to whatever you do in the future.

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        Sorry for the setback—hope you land something even better as soon as possible

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