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@danslimmon

devop on etsy's observability team. opinions expressed here are not necessarily those of anyone

New Haven, CT
github.com/danslimmon
Joined November 2008
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    11 Dec 2017

    INTERVIEW TIP: I start each interview by writing at the top of the whiteboard: Strengths | Weaknesses Then I ask the candidate “Do you have a knife?” If they say no, I frown and add under Weaknesses: “No knife”

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  2. Retweeted
    Aug 26

    And on the pedestal, these words appear: My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings; I do chest/triceps/shoulders on M-W-F, back and legs the other weekdays and intense cardio in the mornings. Lately I haven’t been into the protein shakes as much but I supplement with

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  3. 31 minutes ago

    An Austrian-British Philosopher Invented This One Weird Trick To Identify Scientific Hypotheses! Pseudoscientists Hate Him!

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  4. 2 hours ago

    GOP Leaders Demand Congressman Duncan Hunter’s Resignation After Discovering He Poor

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  5. Retweeted
    16 hours ago

    reminder to everyone that conservapedia is a thing that exists

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  6. Retweeted
    Aug 24

    Undergrad: want to solve the world’s problems?! Learn computer science! Grad school: Want to solve the problems computer science is creating in the world? Learn philosophy, law, and allllll the social sciences!

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  7. 18 hours ago

    america, let’s do more shit like this

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  8. 19 hours ago

    outlaw guns now.

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  9. 21 hours ago

    “they won’t accept the dismantling of democracy to protect the rich, but if we racist dog whistle to poor whites, we can get them to vote for it anyway” it worked then and it works now

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  10. 22 hours ago

    this is the basis of how the GOP’s inner party of koch libertarians sees taxation and class relations, and it’s sickening

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  11. Retweeted
    7 Aug 2017

    writing tip: if you're having trouble with a sentence, just delete it. who cares. delete your whole project. whatever.

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  12. Retweeted
    Aug 26

    — OPINOINS ARE FINAL UNLESS I CHANGE MY MIND —

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  13. Aug 26

    YOU: our country would be a much better place if all republican congresspeople were like john mccain ME: … dead?

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  14. Aug 26

    i feel personally attacked

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  15. Aug 26

    And on the pedestal, these words appear: My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings; I do chest/triceps/shoulders on M-W-F, back and legs the other weekdays and intense cardio in the mornings. Lately I haven’t been into the protein shakes as much but I supplement with

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  16. Retweeted
    Aug 26
    Replying to

    Young Seltzer From A Citgo So I Could Their Bathroom

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  17. Aug 26

    young vehicle emissions test

    What’s your rap name?
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  18. Aug 25

    i have only one gay fantasy

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  19. Aug 25

    lmaoooo if u think clickbait didnt exist before buzzfeed

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  20. Retweeted
    Aug 25

    First they came for lemonade but I said nothing because I had no lemonade. Next they came for Diet Pepsi and I said "yeah I think I got some around here somewhere"

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  21. Aug 25

    WOW so embarrassing: TIL the 😢 emoji i’ve been using for years doesn’t mean “i murdered someone in prison”

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