Dan

@danshearmur

Highly caffeinated. If it ain't broke, upgrade it!

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dan.shearmur.co.uk
Joined February 2010
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  1. Retweeted
    18 Nov 2015

    “No evidence, but maybe terrorists disguise as refugees”—“BAN THEM” “Global warming is proven to be real and millions will die”—“Whatevs”

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    12 Nov 2015

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    11 Nov 2015

    HELLO MY STARTUP EMPLOYEE I'M HERE TO "DISRUPT" YOUR DAY HAHA GET IT REALLY THOUGH I THINK THE PRINTER'S BROKEN

    1 reply 232 retweets 303 likes
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    11 Nov 2015

    Front end "engineering". Building bridges makes you an engineer not writing JavaScript you pompous fuckheads.

    3 replies 4 retweets 6 likes
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    4 Nov 2015

    So a UK ISP, like, say, TalkTalk, would have to store list of sites their users access. Can’t see how that could go wrong.

    45 retweets 15 likes
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    2 Nov 2015

    Object.observe to be withdrawn as a TC39 proposal. "Three years later, the world has changed in a variety of ways."

    11 replies 334 retweets 150 likes
  7. Retweeted
    30 Oct 2015

    Devops saga update: we’re getting burner phones just for high-priority alerts.

    2 replies 3 retweets 4 likes
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    30 Oct 2015

    There are two types of programmers in the world; those who put commas at the end of key/value pairs: foo: “bar”, and there are idiots.

    10 replies 241 retweets 286 likes
  9. Retweeted
    21 Oct 2015

    Why was the Model X event not saved for today?

    1 reply 1 retweet 4 likes
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    21 Oct 2015

    What do we want? ASYNCHRONICITY When do we want it? THAT’S IRRELEVANT.

    12 replies 1,005 retweets 1,112 likes
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    13 Oct 2015

    Fascinating new research suggests most people are innately unselfish. But most think others are selfish. My column:

    19 replies 101 retweets 86 likes
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    12 Oct 2015

    OH: Need someone to work on uploading a project from word to Dreamweaver

    1 reply 2 retweets 4 likes
  13. 1 Oct 2015

    "I'M A FIVE STAR MAN!!!"

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  14. 23 Sep 2015

    So addictive!

    Cube Composer is a very addictive puzzle. Who knew functional programming was so much fun? via
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    4 Sep 2015

    Please sign this petition: Accept more asylum seekers and increase support for refugee migrants in the UK.

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  16. Retweeted
    27 Aug 2015

    developers be like

    6 replies 100 retweets 131 likes
  17. Retweeted
    12 Aug 2015

    People don't want to hear about new scientific findings, strongly suggesting that is NOT a lifestyle choice:

    21 replies 76 retweets 41 likes
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    12 Aug 2015
    Replying to

    "minimum viable planet"

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  19. Retweeted
    11 Aug 2015
    Replying to

    Worrying about sentient AI as the ice caps melt is like standing on the tracks as the train rushes in, worrying about being hit by lightning

    45 replies 1,486 retweets 1,332 likes
  20. Retweeted
    11 Aug 2015

    So my startup lost all its investment. Once again a for hire!

    3 replies 8 retweets 9 likes

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