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  1. Aug 13

    "I just NEED it, and it is MINE..."

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  2. Aug 8
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  3. Aug 3

    Cat Creationism: "Human fingernails were clearly created by Lady Bast to pleasantly scratch us. Such wonderful scritchies could not possibly have arisen naturally."

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  4. Jul 24

    "This thing is an absolute nightmare."

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  5. Jul 23
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  6. Jul 16

    "This is already what we in the legal profession refer to as 'bullshit'..."

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  7. Jul 11

    "Speaking of what historians will remember as 'democracy'..."

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  8. Jul 7

    Do you want Many-Angled Ones? Because this is how you get Many-Angled Ones.

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  9. Jul 2

    I thought, "Did people say The Culture?" Of course people said The Culture.

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  10. Jun 26

    "1 - blowing up that quarry that one time"

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  11. Jun 25

    I bought a new toaster. I thought, "Perhaps I should run it with no bread in it, just in case any stuff left in it from the manufacturing process wants to outgas." This turned out to be wise. New Toaster Smell is not nearly as nice as New Car Smell.

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  12. Jun 25
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  13. Jun 24
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  14. Jun 24
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  15. Jun 23

    "Shout-out to the one person who was insulting their siblings in their answer at great length..." (And yes, my Australian-schoolyard version was the bosom-and-TAA one!)

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  16. Jun 20

    "...so this is an equally valid real life DoomGuy."

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  17. Jun 20

    Many people have not watched "Malcolm". Here it is: That movie's soundtrack is all The Penguin Cafe Orchestra. Here's a bit of it. (And here's more of that which I only now discovered! )

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  18. Jun 19

    Behold, and tremble: Peak Innumeracy! (A commenter figures out how they managed to get 80 minus 68 to equal 28.)

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  19. Jun 19

    "...nothing says 'liberty' and 'freedom' like documents no one’s allowed to read."

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  20. Jun 18

    "...not the Fahrenheit scale, that's stupid..."

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