Dan Provost

@danprovost

Designer. Co-Founder of Studio Neat.

Austin
Joined July 2008

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  1. Sep 1

    “Did I ever tell you my theory that Die Hard and Home Alone are in the same universe?” - Curtis Provost

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    Aug 20

    The most “Shawshank Redemption” story you’ll hear today: My younger son tries to sneak sugar packets out of restaurants and eat them in the car. We’ve taken to checking his pockets, so he stuffed five of them in a hollowed-out breadstick.

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  3. Aug 18

    What is the best app for tracking the watering of indoor house plants?

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  4. Aug 17

    What are some of your favorite children’s books? I feel like we’ve exhausted our library and need some fresh titles. Here is my current top 3: We Found a Hat. Klassen All the World. Scanlon, Frazee Little Blue Truck. Schertle, McElmurry

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    Aug 14
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    Aug 12

    This is a smart idea. There are plenty of ways to protest what Twitter is doing, but if you can’t afford to leave it entirely (it’s still the best social network for media) then you can start pruning your experience to make them notice

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    Aug 11

    a guy i work with told me his old housemate tried to rollerblade to the airport once so he wouldn't have to pay for a cab and missed his flight by TWO HOURS, i haven't stopped thinking about it

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  8. Aug 9

    Stephen does a good job articulating why the slipcase / archive aspect for Panobook was important to us. Even if what you’re writing isn’t precious, it’s fun to flip through notebooks from years ago to see little “breadcrumbs.”

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    I stopped writing for Clickhole a while back, but since we're sharing, here are some of my favorite They Said What?!s that I wrote:

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    Aug 6

    Genie: You have two wishes left Me: I wish the letter G was the letter P instead Penie: And your final wish? Me: I wish that every E at the end of a word was an S instead Penis: Ms: Nics

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  11. Aug 8
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    Jul 15

    .’s explanation of how the 50 states got their abbreviations is a delight

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    Jul 1

    My daugjter just ruined Toy Story for ever. She said if one of the toys died Andy wouldnt know and he'd carry on playing with its corpse

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  14. Jun 17

    I think about “Be a Pisces. Jam.” at least once a week.

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    Jun 14

    Started a new playlist where a song asks a question and another song answers it.

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    Jun 9
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  17. Jun 9

    So glad they fixed what was essentially broken starting with iOS 7. See here:

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  18. Jun 7

    This absolutely wrecked me.

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    Jun 5

    chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool i was shooting some b-ball outside of the school when a couple of roads that were up to no good started to diverge in a yellow wood

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    May 31

    I don’t think anything is a better example of LeBron James having to carry a bunch of terrible teammates than LeBron having to literally point J.R. Smith to the basket with the ball and three seconds left in a tie game

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