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Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick
@DanPatrickTX
Lieutenant Governor of Texas | A preeminent voice for next-level conservatism in Texas and across the nation | PARODY - direct your outrage at
Austin, TexasJoined March 2015
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Trump has earned his second term, but we will need to help him seize it from the radical Bidenists.
I'm calling on all good patriots and militias to cross the border and join me in Matamoros, Mexico, to form an All Patriots #MAGA Militia.
When the time is right, we will strike.
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Trump has earned his second term, but we will need to help him seize it from the radical Bidenists.
I'm calling on all good patriots and militias to cross the border and join me in Matamoros, Mexico, to form an All Patriots #MAGA Militia.
When the time is right, we will strike.
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We must secure the existence of our people and a future for anti-mask children. #txlege #MAGA2020 t.co/FAxboEZO0I
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Some gave all. Now it's time for the rest to do the same. twitter.com/wrthomasson/st
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It is time to round up the elderly.
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@DanPatrickTX Thank you for saying EXACTLY how I feel about the Chinese Virus. The country cannot be destroyed because we are not willing to give “all”. We must set aside that which may doom our country because of our fear, ignorance, or negligence. Hannity was 
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Profit over people! We must provide for our billionaires. twitter.com/AmockingbirdP/
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I just want to remind everyone that I didn't say anything as stupid as did. I used my words wisely to not only do nothing, but also say nothing. #txlege
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I want the people of Midland-Odessa to know what I told the victims in El Paso last week — when one Texan is attacked all Texans are attacked — every Texan matters and in tragedies like these we come together as one Texas.
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Hey ladies! #txlege
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.@DanPatrick says the teaching profession has to attract women back to the classroom, says the corporate world is drawing smart women — who would otherwise/historically seek out teaching jobs — into higher paying jobs. #txlege
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Every time I hear politicians complain about kids not being "Kindergarten-ready," my brain breaks a little bit. It's Kindergarten. They're five. It's the start, where they're not supposed to know anything. It's a year earlier than First Grade, which used to be the starting point.
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Ah you think the selfie is your ally? You merely adopted the selfie. I was born in it, molded by it...
#txlege
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I'm not angry, West Texas, just disappointed. You're not true conservatives like we are in the suburbs. I promise you'll love #NextLevel conservative policies like tax caps and school vouchers. What is #WestTexasProud anyway?
Feel the #Danmentum. #txlege #MAGA
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The want Texas to have a Senate so transparent you cannot even see how I'm running it. #txlege
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Good to be in Houston on Thursday to support @SarahforHD134, who is a relentless advocate for transparency in government and ethics reform. #txlege
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We are considering bricking up all school windows as well. Hardened defenses!
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Hi @DanPatrickTX,
In Canada, our schools have many entrances and exits. We don't have school shooting at the same rate you do in the US. You might want to look for another cause... twitter.com/TomNamako/stat
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We'll remove doors from bathroom stalls too. twitter.com/kasinca/status
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And for schools with multiple buildings we’ll tunnel under ground or put a glass dome on top like a snow globe twitter.com/nbcnews/status
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The only thing that can stop a bad kid with a gun (besides reducing the number of doors on schools) is a good kid with a gun. We will empower our children to protect themselves next session! #txlege #NextLevel #SantaFe
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I pledge that the Texas Senate will look into reducing school funding for doors next session. #txlege #NextLevel
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Segregated bathrooms now, segregated bathrooms tomorrow, segregated bathrooms forever! #txlege #tcot #nextlevel
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I'm #blowingthewhistle on the educrat infidels who say I've forced schools and local governments to raise property taxes by cutting state aid to the bone. This crisis was years in the making, and many next-level conservatives helped. #txlege #txed
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I'm #blowingthewhistle on the educrat infidels who say I've forced schools and local governments to raise property taxes by cutting state aid to the bone. This crisis was years in the making, and many next-level conservatives helped. #txlege #txed
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I got it! #txlege
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Just found a really #nextlevel place in downtown Austin, I might be able to take over the lease! Should know more this afternoon #txlege
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Just found a really #nextlevel place in downtown Austin, I might be able to take over the lease! Should know more this afternoon #txlege
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Back in the girls bathroom today to fight the transgender agenda! We shall overcome! #wejustwanttopee #txlege #tcot
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I'm hiding in this women's restroom to see if I can catch any trannies. (It's a trap.) #nextlevel #txlege #tcot
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Korans found in toilets at University of Texas at Dallas bbc.in/2p1h3Xi
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