Kristi Yamagucci Mane

@dannytaverner

The Donut King aka Frasier Chain aka Salvador Dalí Parton

New York, NY
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Joined September 2015
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  1. Retweeted
    Jul 11

    (•_•)🥯 <) )╯you're not GOD / \ 🥯  \(•_•) ( (> OR my FATHER / \ (•_•) <) )> OR my BOSS / \ 🥯

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  2. Jul 12

    Area 51 was the friends we made along the way

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  3. Jul 12

    Area 51 was inside of us the whole time

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  4. Jul 12

    When’s the Supreme x FleshLight collab?

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  5. Jul 12

    PSA: Metal straws aren't environmentally friendly either! Just fed one to my pet turtle and it died

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    Jul 9

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  7. Jul 7

    My biggest question about the new season of Stranger Things is: what’s my Netflix password?

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  8. Retweeted
    Jul 5

    earlier today a woman next to me looked at a menu and scoffed WHY ISN’T THIS IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER which, not to be dramatic, is one of the most fucked-up things I’ve ever heard? what the fuck do you mean, what purpose would that serve, what the hell kind of menus have you seen

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  9. Jul 4

    I’m trying to livestream the fireworks but only my aunt is watching

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  10. Jul 2

    My flight is delayed 2 hours but I also witnessed a dad talking about going to see the Red Hot Chili PIPERS get screened by security twice

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  11. Jul 2

    How do you say pig in Spanish? La policía

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  12. Jun 28

    There are so many KFCs in Europe. step your game up

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  13. Jun 27

    Wow newfound respect for anyone with a neck tattoos. This shit hurtsss

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  14. Jun 26

    Anyone have a DVD player I can borrow?

    Not so stupid for buying all 9 seasons of The Office on DVD now am I?
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  15. Jun 26

    Not so stupid for buying all 9 seasons of The Office on DVD now am I?

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  16. Jun 26

    People who lie and say tattoos don't hurt are fucking stupid

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  17. Jun 25

    All the pigeons in Prague are horny as hell

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  18. Jun 22

    All the toilet in Amsterdam are CLOGGED

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  19. Jun 20

    Will these European toilets be able to handle my big, American BMs? Stay tuned to find out

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  20. Jun 20

    I'm so white I went to Amsterdam and got a tan

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