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@dannyfelts

Jerk of all trades, master of dumb. Keyboard cat on

New York, NY
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Joined May 2010
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    29 Apr 2018

    Hello friends. Some of you may have garnered from my various threats to taxis and Uber’s that I deliver food for a living on a bicycle. I am a bike messenger if that message is food.

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  2. Retweeted
    19 hours ago

    Stand Up comedy show tonight at Haven Cycles will raise funds to support the bicycle messenger emergency fund. Hosted by with

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  3. Jul 16

    My Mount Rushmore? Abraham Lincoln Grover Cleveland Teddy Roosevelt and... (removes sunglasses) Grover Cleveland. Wow!

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    Jul 16

    Comedian and cyclist is throwing a stand-up benefit at Bushwick's Haven Cycles to raise awareness on bicyclist safety and raise money for an emergency fund. Joined by .

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  5. Retweeted
    Jul 15

    New episode. In this one I talk hella shit about offices and brings up coins.

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    Jul 2

    We got a new episode out. We gab about chiropractic medicine, drums, and being locally hated.

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  7. Jun 27

    What’s the over/under on Biden telling Andrew Yang he loves his country’s famous orange chicken?

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    Jun 26

    2 MORE DAYS UNTIL SOCIALIST CHAOS DESCENDS UPON NYC (comedy show + karaoke)

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    Jun 18

    This week we have some new guilty treasures! We talk about restoring old rusted mechanical stuff, EDM DJ Kaskade, and forging swords from popular video game Castlevania.

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  10. Jun 9

    Friends, there's something we need to talk about re: that guy who put a swastika in his driveway in SF.

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    Jun 3

    Welcome to Carlos and Danny's Guilty Treasures Podcast. In this episode we talk about being accused of Alpha Malery, repairing Teslas on Youtube, and the new Aladdin. Linkin Comments

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  12. May 28

    The Yosemite Sam mudflats but they say “fuck my buns” or something.

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    May 14

    Oh shit! is back for another Game of Thrones review episode -

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  14. May 10

    Folks it's official. Gold and silver is official gold is fash. It's all about bronze. If ur precious metal doesn't oxidize into a beautiful blue you are Bolsonaro.

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    May 9

    TONIGHT! Come laugh with & and check out this 🔥 line-up and ! WOW! Lets and at 9pm!!

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  16. May 8

    Very sad that we live in the weird nether-universe where the product "Goof Off" isn't used to clean semen off of people's backs.

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    May 7

    This week return guest and I review Youtube shows, Avengers Endgame, and Game of Thrones. This episode is dark and full of terrors and spoilers!

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    May 5

    THIS WEEK!!! Let's Thursday 5/9, 9pm at !!

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  19. May 1

    Werner called me at work today to tell me my anus was "a mouth forever agape, yelling a silent scream out into the darkness of the ether". The first few weeks of a relationship are always so spontaneous! 😘

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  20. May 1

    You know I think it might just be better if everyone in this congressional hearing gave each other a nice smooch ya know what I'm saying 😏

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  21. Retweeted
    Apr 30

    new ep with on the history of this dumb ass website

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