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Daniel Downes
@dannyboydownes
WEC/UFC vet that now writes about MMA. I like the decrease in brain trauma, but I'm shocked by the increase in verbal abuse
San Diego, CAJoined November 2009
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I did 25lbs in 6 days. Just imagine if I had an extra week…
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So his plan was to lose 36 pounds in less than two weeks? On some straight up @dannyboydownes shit. twitter.com/AlexBehunin/st…
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Damn, looks like I have to start going back to church now...
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NEW CONTEST ALERT!! take a pic wearing your #BitchFuckingSeason tshirt in the most inappropriate place imaginable and tag me in it. Winner gets 2 comp tickets next time I fight in front of a crowd. #ContestAlert #UFCTickets twitter.com/benfowlkesMMA/…Show this thread
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I bet you picked Scooter. Maybe Dr. Bunsen Honeydew.
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This morning I woke up to: "Who's your least favorite Muppet?"
It was just a shade past 6 a.m. twitter.com/HenpeckedHal/s…
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Don’t stunt on ‘em too hard Rand!
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if this gets 4,020 retweets i’ll wear crazytown merch every day til the last person in the usa is vaccinated
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Still more relatable than Diego Sanchez and steak tartare.
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Rafael Alves blames salmon for UFC Vegas 19 weight miss, will move up to lightweight (@guicruzzz) mmafighting.com/2021/2/19/2229
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Aldo starches McGregor.
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Quote tweet this with your worst MMA take.
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Brilliant KO. I mean holy shit, there have been some amazing knockouts so far in 2021.
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Stories about Bare Knuckle, the Jose Canseco "fight," and Jake Paul's thoughts on Ben Askren's heavy bag work have all outpaced UFC coverage this weekend. And it's not just for us on BE.
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Went to the website and I can't find any on the west coast. is also looking for some for a live taste test on the CME #KnuckleMania
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Hey guys, lots of people have been asking me to break down ’s unorthodox boxing technique so I got coach Adam to really sit down and explain the basics of Smith Style. Give it a try!
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Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you care nothing about. Be kind, but not so kind that they like ask you for advice.
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That nice Danny kid who put a hurting on the Mongolian Wolf.
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First fighter you think of when you see this?
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1) I appreciate the proper use of the subjunctive mood. 2) He should have said that "if this were High School, I'd be in AP Calculus and you'd be in Senior Math." twitter.com/theoctagonjone
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Orwellian
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Damn I lost 2 followers I guess Twitter really is purging people? I’m being silenced.
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On one hand, he can still start a war with Iran, but on the other...he can't say bitchy things about Martha Raddatz on Twitter.
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in seriousness, if the only consequences Trump faces for inciting and backing a domestic coup is expulsion from certain corporate publishing platforms, we need to evaluate whether checks and balances between branches still exist after 3 presidencies of expanding executive power
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She gave us the Beach Boys and freed our soul
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[looking around, seeing nobody paying attention to me]
WELL THEY'RE PROBABLY GOING TO DELETE MY ACCOUNT SOON
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DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME, IT'S BEEN A HELL OF A RIDE, REALLY HAD SOME GOOD TIMES AROUND THIS PLACE
[still nothing]
YEP ANY MINUTE NOW
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I always assumed Hannity was an Applebees guy
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Nobody:
People who own an air fryer:
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You could make up any quote, attribute it to Millard Fillmore and I'd believe you. twitter.com/timmarchman/st
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Took some perfecting but I finally got it down: THE hot mask fit that NFL coaches have loved all season
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I knew parenthood would change me, but I never knew it would lead to me saying, “I have to go potty,” to another adult.
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Adding “(because of COVID)” to the end when I search for “Thanksgiving recipes for one” so google knows I’m okay.
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Do your worst Twitter! 1,000 Likes & its a done deal!
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Nance just told me the election is coming down to WAP which means Wisconsin, Arizona, & Pennsylvania, and let me just tell you I am not in the least bit amused
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Tim Robinson's special effects/makeup budget has really upped its game. twitter.com/BorisJohnson_M
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I mean, it strongly suggests that Dicks are more of a problem than Karens. twitter.com/stevemullis/st
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If they’re not willing to pay the $1.99 for Dean’s French Onion Dip, they’re no friend of mine.
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Friend: Come over and watch the game with us this weekend.
Me: Will do. Y’all gonna have food?
Friend: Yeah.
The food:
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71% of America’s youth ages 18 through 24-year-old males are too out of shape to even test for our Armed Forces. Let’s get it together guys
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After denying me a jury and removing my 2 lawyers while letting a law firm "prosecute" me, Judge Preska just refused to set my contempt trial for Dec. 7 when my new lawyer can appear. She instead set trial for election week (Nov 4) when Chevron hopes nobody watches.
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Coming soon to Etsy:
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I use a sophisticated algorithm known as the "Go Out on Their Shield" Index.
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I pick fights by "who wants it more" t.co/xQluOKGaP9
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