My 5yo daughter has announced that she will run for president when she turns 35. Her platform is (1) make arcade claw machines more fair and (2) all girls' pants will have pockets.
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The edible part of Broccoli is a flower that's cut before it blooms. If you leave it alone it looks like this.
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brunette aubrey plaza would win the hunger games but blonde aubrey plaza would be running them. does this make sense
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In , I'm delighted we have a female wrestler who takes her straps down when shit gets serious!
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People who think it's simply ok Tim Allen flashed his dick at Pam Anderson because she was in a sex tape ( released without her consent BTW ) are the same people who think mistreatment of sex workers is ok in general simply because they disagree with their choice of profession.
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I’m thinking/hoping m&ms went with a Biracial Jewish Woman to troll the right some more.
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I don't wave a Joe Biden flag. I don't wear a Joe Biden hat. I don't have a single item of Joe Biden branded anything. and I certainly don't paint any stupid fucking Joe Biden fan art and post it to social media. because I'm not some fucked up member of some fucked up cult
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No parent should have to park in front of a fast food restaurant in order to access Wi-Fi for their child's homework.
Our Administration is delivering affordable high-speed Internet to every single household in America.
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Daily bunny no.2009 is dancing in the moonlight
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Demonstrators are now matching from Underground Atlanta through downtown chanting, "No justice, no peace." The protest lasted about 45 minutes before people started marching. Someone is dressed as a tree, as marchers don't want trees cut down for the training center.
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School vouchers take public money from public schools.
Public schools service everyone, but private and religious schools can deny entrance based on an IEP, 504, behavioral issue, skin color, sexual orientation, or religion.
School vouchers are a scam.
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Kinda fucked up that penguins are birds…. Idk what theyd be instead of birds but they just don’t give bird vibes
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Delilah has been fighting cancer for over 4 yrs. During treatments, her favorite song is "Hey There Delilah". What happened next is beautiful 💕
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Check out Danny Belch's fundraising page -
Let's be perfectly clear.
A national flat sales tax of 30% only benefits the wealthy.
There's nothing "Fair" about it.
Period.
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Hey I’ve had you for my auto for 17 years and my homeowners for 7 but it might be time to move on. My auto went up 20% and my homeowners 50%.
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#1 - 50,000,000 chickens have died in the U.S. due to Avian flu.
#2 - Supply and demand made egg prices increase.
#3 - That's classic capitalism, which y'all love...until you pay $5 for a dozen eggs. Then you want the government to do something about it. That's socialism.
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A man was caught on video trying to "abduct a barista" in Auburn, Washington, on Monday, police say. Authorities are looking to identify him after he was seen grabbing the barista's arm through a drive-thru window while holding a “looped tie zip device."
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Who else needed to see an adorable little puppy having dreams and patting Lamb Chop today? 😍
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Happy Birthday to Susanna Hoffs, who turns 64 today!
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the airlines damage on average 29 wheelchairs per day. That's 10,585 (29 x 365) disabled people a year who are affected by airline mistreatment of their equipment. That's 10,585 people a year whose autonomy, independence and dignity & lives are affected. let that sink in.
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Interestingly enough the people who try to ban books & Drag Queen story time are the type of people who don’t read to their kids anyway, who don’t take their kids to the library at all…
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If its not Monday where you are, it soon will be,wishing you love,hugs,good health and happiness.😍🥰🫦🤗❤️🔥💥🔥💞
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Public funding is for public schools.
All school vouchers do is take that money and give it to already wealthy private or parochial schools.
If parochial schools need money, the churches should be taxed to fund them.
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If you have a problem issuing birth control pills to people then don't become a f****** pharmacist go practice your religion in a f****** church
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Hydrangea flowers can be a good soil pH indicator.
Its blooms are pink to blue with many shades of lavenders in between, Pink Hydrangeas indicate soil that is alkaline to neutral. Blue flowers indicate soil that is acidic, The reverse of litmus paper
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全てが思い通りにならないけど
思う通りに動いて。
結果結ばれてる。
ヤリたくないなら組まなければいいよ。
その価値がないならやらなければいい。
それでもそうなるって
どういうことかわかるよな？
私は人を否定も拒絶もしない。
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Our Sweet Caroline music video is here!! Please enjoy! To watch the full video go to our YouTube channel. (Link in Bio)
#suburbanlegends #ska #skapunk #sweetcaroline #neildiamond #fromthevaults #coversong
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It was their arrogance that did them in.
They thought you were beneath them, they thought your kids were too, but no matter how hard they tried to destroy public education.
The kids got smart, rose up, and it's our kids who will defeat them.
I think we can all be proud
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HAPPY 30TH BIRTHDAY KLARA! 🥳🤍 You’re not only a mega talented songwriter with a mesmerizing voice, but also the most sweet, funny, caring person. Ask me, I’d know because I’ve spent most of my life by your side. Lucky me! Welcome to your dirty thirties, queen K! Xx J
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