Dan Nosowitz

@dannosowitz

freelance writer/editor. , , , , , etc. hawaii is the best season of the real world. email: danielnosowitz at gmail.

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  2. 16 hours ago

    cobgrats to kobe bryant the best player to ever be named after a beefsteak

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  3. 19 hours ago

    I just bought: 'Breeze Tidy Cat Litter Pads - 2 pack of 4 pads' by BREEZE Litter System via

  4. 24 hours ago

    important customer question on an amazon page for a pair of headphones

    11:44 AM - 13 Apr 2016 · Details
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  5. 24 hours ago

    after a week in california i honestly can’t tell whether it’s nice outside or not

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  6. Apr 13

    cc the closest wawa is just over the verrazano fwiw

    Celebrate tomorrow, 4/14, with FREE Any Size Wawa Coffee in stores!
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  8. Apr 12

    hello…im a 90s sex symbole

    4:07 PM - 12 Apr 2016 · Details
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  9. Apr 12

    this might be the best google image search i’ve ever done

  10. Apr 12

    also let it never be said that casper, WY’s Man Cave Coffee isn’t trying to bridge the gender gap

    3:32 PM - 12 Apr 2016 · Details
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  11. Apr 12

    here are some more screenshots from casper, WY’s weirdest bikini barista coffee truck

    3:31 PM - 12 Apr 2016 · Details
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  12. Apr 12

    wyoming bikini barista coffee shop Man Cave Coffee underestimates its customers

    3:11 PM - 12 Apr 2016 · Details
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  14. Apr 12

    they’re good but that’s like saying “this burger comes from local grass fed cows and topped with cracker barrel cheddar"

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  15. Apr 12

    when did we start pretending that martin’s potato rolls are like artisanal special products

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  16. Apr 12

    here’s a good stat about album sales: the self-titled presidents of the usa album sold TWICE as many copies as justin bieber’s “purpose"

    2 retweets 3 likes
  18. Apr 12

    for the record is the brain behind my bad tweets about a presidents of the usa parody song called “trump” instead of “lump"

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  19. Apr 12

    he’s trump, he’s trump, he’s in my head *bass riff* he’s trump, he’s trump, he’s trump, the plan to make america great won’t make us dead

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