Earlier today I had a baby in one hand and a schooner in the other. Felt like I could rule the world.
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the fbi opening trump's safe to discover a single cheesburger
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“Dad, mum, corn and me” Soviet poster, 1962.
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phone in two states
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imagine being the starz project manager and having to read out that hugh laurie hates your product during a standup lmao
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I would love to watch Gaslit. Really I would. But the designer of the Starz portal is a malevolent cretin, and I won’t spend any more hours entering passwords, codes, PINs, DNA samples, retinal scans and anal swabs into his lysergic whirligig.
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#Qatar Airways Cargo 777 damages it's right wing after hitting a lamp post while taxiing at Chicago O'Hare Airport.
No injuries reported.
Courtesy of Theo Giortis
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God I love this city
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Dodgy real estate we had in Ashfield who let the landlord move their terminally-ill father into a secret granny flat in the garage is now the 'Otaku Cave'
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There's now a Sydney course in Mario Kart. But I doubt even the wizards at Nintendo can fully capture that iconic city: the fraudulent opulence of Barangaroo. A delicious Shanghainese meal in Eastwood. Watching an ICAC hearing on a cafe TV while waiting for a flat white.
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“Uh oh, what’s gonna happen with thiiiiiiis?” (Picking up random objects at Chekhov’s house.)
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The movie… it’s not coming out. You’re not going back to the editing room. VFX aren’t gonna be finished. No ADR, no grade, no reshoots, blah blah blah. Why? Because that’s what the boss wants- No, not Hamada. His boss. My boss. So we’re gonna shelve it. And you’re gonna move on.
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I regret to inform you the PM is a big old loser 😔
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PM Albanese on ABC 774: "I've set up a vinyl player at the Lodge and that is a good thing. I have one there and it's added to the ambience at the Lodge. And the good news is that you're at a little bit of a distance from neighbours. So when appropriate, you can turn it up loud."
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It blows my mind that academics uncritically accept the overreach of State power whenever it makes them feel more comfortable. We’re talking about cheating on an essay or exam; nothing life threatening or harmful to others.
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Thx @JasonClareMP for participating in the process of discouraging academic cheating. Even if the cynic says the tech savvy will do a workaround, most kids don’t plan, they fall into it, and in academic misconduct hearings they say cheating was such an easy option under pressure.
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It's unbelievable that we tell people in need of public housing in this country "wait 10 years"
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This is what happens when you turn housing into an investment portfolio, these people should be clapped in irons and we should be able to pelt them with rotten fruit
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Queensland’s peak real estate body has recommended property managers issue every tenant with a notice to leave at the same time as they are offered a new lease, as a way of circumventing the state’s new no-grounds eviction laws - by @joe_hinchliffe theguardian.com/australia-news
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Completely deranged. Why would left pad ever need to be updated
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"GitLab plans to automatically delete projects if they've been inactive for a year and are owned by users of its free tier."
Absolutely shocking decision from @gitlab, I very much hope they reconsider this twitter.com/geoffreyhuntle…
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teaching her how to torrent a movie like that pottery scene in Ghost
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its so cool to make posts calling for ww3 with an av like this
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Not only is it inherently escalatory & deliberately engaging in brinksmanship, but it also forces other states into acting that way. The US must make clear that Chinese live-fire into Taiwan's territory will not be accepted, even by placing navy assets in its territorial waters.
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Being mad on Twitter is a poor use of Twitter.
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In March 2022, Arizona Senate candidate Blake Masters was asked to name an ideological influence. He cited Ted Kaczynski.
Yes, that would be the same guy who murdered strangers through the mail as the so-called “Unabomber.”
@LouisAnslow writes.
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alien: these are your ancestors?? lmfaooo 💀😂😂
[shows me a video of a monkey jumpin around goin ooh ooh ah ah]
me: [getting really defensive] that was a long time ago. turn that off
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guy from the year 10,000 adding lead and microplastics to his meals for an anthropocene diet because ancient humans built the bass pro shop pyramid and the lost city of miami
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I'm truly being driven insane by the number of people on here who want to burn people at the stake for enjoying like dark fiction who are now tweeting "Yes I work for an anti-abortion lobby and my husband programs drone bombers and you may NOT judge me!"
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the moral of the Phantom of the Opera is that sometimes there's this weird guy who is impossible to deal with
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Really good to see the 2010 disaster where they torpedoed climate action now resolved
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Good on Adam Bandt and the Greens for backing Labor’s climate targets.
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🎵 i’m just a smol bean, nobody loves me 🎵
🎵they’re just a smol bean, from a lockheed family 🎵
🎵 spare them their job in the arms industry 🎵
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Despite the hyperbole and apocalyptic predictions based on a single laboratory study, it turns out everyone was completely wrong about Omicron and reinfections
Prior infection with Omicron provides robust protection against reinfection
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