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dan nolan
@dannolan
computer user and poster
Sydneyinstagram.com/dannolanJoined March 2007

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Earlier today I had a baby in one hand and a schooner in the other. Felt like I could rule the world.
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muting the word historian on twitter just to make sure I never see another le epic thread
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phone in two states needs to charge or all good this take is right
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🔥 HOT TAKE 🔥 Battery percentage adds stress to your life. It is a negative influence.
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I’m all for australia doubling down on nuclear. But I reckon we target nuclear fusion. Get some tokamaks going. Let’s go!!!!!
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imagine being the starz project manager and having to read out that hugh laurie hates your product during a standup lmao
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I would love to watch Gaslit. Really I would. But the designer of the Starz portal is a malevolent cretin, and I won’t spend any more hours entering passwords, codes, PINs, DNA samples, retinal scans and anal swabs into his lysergic whirligig.
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I would be able to trivially kill a predator by simply making it somebody else’s problem
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The movie… it’s not coming out. You’re not going back to the editing room. VFX aren’t gonna be finished. No ADR, no grade, no reshoots, blah blah blah. Why? Because that’s what the boss wants- No, not Hamada. His boss. My boss. So we’re gonna shelve it. And you’re gonna move on.
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I regret to inform you the PM is a big old loser 😔
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PM Albanese on ABC 774: "I've set up a vinyl player at the Lodge and that is a good thing. I have one there and it's added to the ambience at the Lodge. And the good news is that you're at a little bit of a distance from neighbours. So when appropriate, you can turn it up loud."
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It blows my mind that academics uncritically accept the overreach of State power whenever it makes them feel more comfortable. We’re talking about cheating on an essay or exam; nothing life threatening or harmful to others.
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Thx @JasonClareMP for participating in the process of discouraging academic cheating. Even if the cynic says the tech savvy will do a workaround, most kids don’t plan, they fall into it, and in academic misconduct hearings they say cheating was such an easy option under pressure.
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This is what happens when you turn housing into an investment portfolio, these people should be clapped in irons and we should be able to pelt them with rotten fruit
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Queensland’s peak real estate body has recommended property managers issue every tenant with a notice to leave at the same time as they are offered a new lease, as a way of circumventing the state’s new no-grounds eviction laws - by @joe_hinchliffe theguardian.com/australia-news
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Completely deranged. Why would left pad ever need to be updated
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"GitLab plans to automatically delete projects if they've been inactive for a year and are owned by users of its free tier." Absolutely shocking decision from @gitlab, I very much hope they reconsider this twitter.com/geoffreyhuntle…
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its so cool to make posts calling for ww3 with an av like this
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Not only is it inherently escalatory & deliberately engaging in brinksmanship, but it also forces other states into acting that way. The US must make clear that Chinese live-fire into Taiwan's territory will not be accepted, even by placing navy assets in its territorial waters.
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just used inheritance to solve a polymorphism problem for the first time in 5 years, don't let the OO haters win
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Lmfao
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In March 2022, Arizona Senate candidate Blake Masters was asked to name an ideological influence. He cited Ted Kaczynski. Yes, that would be the same guy who murdered strangers through the mail as the so-called “Unabomber.” @LouisAnslow writes. trib.al/k4rpQb3
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I'm truly being driven insane by the number of people on here who want to burn people at the stake for enjoying like dark fiction who are now tweeting "Yes I work for an anti-abortion lobby and my husband programs drone bombers and you may NOT judge me!"
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🎵 i’m just a smol bean, nobody loves me 🎵 🎵they’re just a smol bean, from a lockheed family 🎵 🎵 spare them their job in the arms industry 🎵
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