Dan Martens

@danmartens

Co-founder of . Obsessed with details. 🇨🇦 / 🇺🇸

Baltimore, MD
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  1. Retweeted
    Mar 29

    There's an Access Hollywood bus you should probably check out.

    "Wherever women are diminished, the entire world is diminished with them." Melania Trump, speaking at the State Dept
    334 replies 4,994 retweets 15,231 likes
  2. Mar 25

    🐜 on a 🌴 @ Rawlings Conservatory & Botanical Gardens

  3. Mar 20

    please send help

    2 likes
  4. Feb 27

    tfw a money tracking app thinks your purchases at the wine store are a "recurring payment"

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  5. Feb 24

    The Google Images results for "myspace tom" are great

    1 like
  6. Retweeted
    Feb 11

    Steve Bannon should have no place on Nat’l Sec Council or in WH. I will co-sponsor HR 804. RT if you agree. If not, RT why.

    847 replies 26,770 retweets 20,153 likes
  7. Feb 11

    All Jasons want to get Bourned!

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  8. Jan 29

    If you voted for Trump and don't consider yourself a racist, I hope you've made a large donation to the ACLU:

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  9. Retweeted
    Jan 28

    RT if you've ever met a Syrian, Iranian, Somali, Turkish, Iraqi, Sudanese or Yemeni person & they weren't detrimental to your safety.

    949 replies 69,077 retweets 42,281 likes
  10. Jan 28

    tfw twitter replaces the return key with "@" and "#"

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  11. Jan 28

    Instagram: How about you follow everyone you went to high school with? Me: Hmmm... no.

    1 like
  12. Retweeted
    Jan 20

    Here is a cartoon about a thin-skinned orange nitwit:

    15 replies 1,814 retweets 3,022 likes
  13. Jan 21

    At what point was the cordless drill industry taken over by the Autobots?

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  14. Jan 15

    If I ever open a board game store, I'm going to call it "Dice Dice Baby".

    4 likes
  15. Jan 12

    I'm sad that we've fucked up this planet, but I'm not sad about this beautiful weather today.

    1 reply 1 like
  16. Jan 5

    Sometimes when my internet goes down I catch myself taking a mental inventory of objects in my apartment that require internet to function.

    1 reply 1 like
  17. Jan 3

    Photoshop's new export dialog straight up won't let me save an image if it's fully transparent... What the heck ?

  18. 20 Dec 2016

    So this cable is going to stop Donald Trump from being our 45th president?

    1 like
  19. Retweeted
    5 Jun 2014

    butterfly in the sky i can fly twice as high bein' a bat is where it's at i'm gonna eat you

    4 replies 125 retweets 358 likes
  20. Retweeted
    28 Nov 2016
    Replying to

    Good evening! Have been looking for examples of voter fraud. Please send our way. Full-time journalist here still working.

    1,360 replies 6,818 retweets 22,279 likes

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