24. People say things like "oh think about all the suffering you will cause the people you leave behind"– but that's also a sort of meta-guilt-trip. The suffering is a function of other people's expectations of how you're supposed to behave (ie, DO NOT DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT)
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25. there are 2 thoughts that convince me not to ragequit and delete my account a. the red washing down the bathtub can't change the color of the sea – ie nobody will remember or care. there are more creative, fun ways to express your disdain b. I haven't seen tomorrow's memespic.twitter.com/IknR4RwzEF
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26. I think shitty families are possibly the most under-discussed, under-acknowledged source of misery and trauma in the world, and I think it's ridiculous that lots of people I've talked to have nobody to discuss that with
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27. You know how social media means that everybody is projecting an inaccurate image for everyone else? There's something similar re: how women are portrayed in the media– usually an extension of the fantasies of male writers. I honestly think its a crime against humanity
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28. I think ultimately people spend time debating the issue of pineapples on pizzas because it's a distraction for discussing actual issues that they should personally be dealing with. It's like playing games on your phone to avoid your todo list which is scary and unpleasant
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Replying to @visakanv
real talk time: the main objection to pineapple pizza (in NYC anyway) is that it's always disgusting canned pineapple chunks as the topping, not nice fresh sliced pineapple from a whole fruit.
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and yet, there are people who enjoy this. contrarianism runs deep in H. sapiens.
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I like canned mushrooms on pizza way better than fresh mushrooms fite me
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Replying to @legalinspire @visakanv
nope. not all canned foods degenerate in the same degree. canned mushrooms (and canned black olives as another example) are fairly disgusting when eaten raw but do just fine when cooked. canned pineapple is the opposite. ok raw (the sugar water saves it) but terrible cooked.
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however, I suspect what you really like about them is the machine sliced evenness of canned mushrooms. try using a mandolin slicer on fresh mushrooms and compare.
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