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Dan listens to rain falling on the rooftop
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    1. JJ 「cιtιƶεɳƒιvε」  🏴‍☠️‏ @CTZN5 Apr 10

      JJ 「cιtιƶεɳƒιvε」  🏴‍☠️ Retweeted Nate Silver

      oh my god the commentshttps://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/983702998760153089 …

      JJ 「cιtιƶεɳƒιvε」  🏴‍☠️ added,

      Nate SilverVerified account @NateSilver538
      The president used an en dash ("Attorney–client privilege") instead of a standard hyphen ("Attorney-client privilege") when composing this tweet. Here's why I think that's significant.... 1/247 https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/983662868540346371 …
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      2 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
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    2. JJ 「cιtιƶεɳƒιvε」  🏴‍☠️‏ @CTZN5 Apr 10

      HOW ARE YOU ARE ALL WRONG WHEN THE ANSWER IS LIKE THREE CLICKS / TAPS AWAYpic.twitter.com/GLp9frqCIJ

      1 reply 2 retweets 16 likes
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    3. JJ 「cιtιƶεɳƒιvε」  🏴‍☠️‏ @CTZN5 Apr 10

      this settles it. normies don't deserve the internet. i've just decided that yes i am perfectly okay with just letting the internet continue its death spiral. no, there's no saving it, yes, the correct move is to do what humans always do: blaze a new trail, create a new frontier

      4 replies 3 retweets 19 likes
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    4. Michael.‏ @Yaanu Apr 10
      Replying to @CTZN5

      See, that always sounds like a good idea on paper, but then you have your new idea for a few years and suddenly it gets memed on and normies take notice and it's all over yet again.

      1 reply 1 retweet 7 likes
    5. JJ 「cιtιƶεɳƒιvε」  🏴‍☠️‏ @CTZN5 Apr 10
      Replying to @Yaanu

      no that's my whole point, it's the natural outcome, the whole thing is a cycle and you can't stop it. so unless you want to be stuck with terminal normies you have to create a new, more advanced commons. we've waited at least 5 years too long thus the daily Onion-esque shitshow

      1 reply 1 retweet 9 likes
    6. JJ 「cιtιƶεɳƒιvε」  🏴‍☠️‏ @CTZN5 Apr 10
      Replying to @CTZN5 @Yaanu

      JJ 「cιtιƶεɳƒιvε」  🏴‍☠️ Retweeted Mike Tokes

      christ on sale, another insane thread. this place is turning into facebook. old people failing the turing test one rant at a time. 280 characters was a mistake. they should recognize the Man Show anyway -- their era, not minehttps://twitter.com/MikeTokes/status/983444695463362560 …

      JJ 「cιtιƶεɳƒιvε」  🏴‍☠️ added,

      Mike TokesVerified account @MikeTokes
      WOW: Video shows @jimmykimmel tricking a woman into looking through a viewer while he snuck behind her and made innapproate sexual advances while she was not looking. RT to make sure the woman in America don't support this pervert. pic.twitter.com/MYGtV0tXkI
      2 replies 1 retweet 6 likes
    7. Dan listens to rain falling on the rooftop‏ @danlistensto Apr 10
      Replying to @CTZN5 @Yaanu

      that whole thread is an op. why does anyone keep falling for this?

      1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
    8. JJ 「cιtιƶεɳƒιvε」  🏴‍☠️‏ @CTZN5 Apr 10
      Replying to @danlistensto @Yaanu

      "imagine how stupid the average person is. now remember that half of them are stupider than that!"

      1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      Dan listens to rain falling on the rooftop‏ @danlistensto Apr 11
      Replying to @CTZN5 @Yaanu

      I miss George!

      5:14 AM - 11 Apr 2018
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