This, but unironicallyhttps://twitter.com/cocksailor/status/910719589163483137 …
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It sounds like such an easy way to extend your lifespan though. People have spent a lot of effort on things that haven't worked, it'd be worth it if this did, imho
in an allegorical sense this is already the world we live in. massive advertising complexes seem like they're inseparable from the institutions of late industrial capitalism, which are the same institutions that have brought to market enormously life-extending medicine
but what if, because there's no government to impose artificially high barriers to market entry, Bob down the street can offer you 7 months lifespan to start and 2% less required advertising watching
VitaCorp will buy out Bob for the price of immortality for Bob and Bob's 5 bestest friends and fam
This is all well and good until the communists riot and demand free life extension for everyone, especially illegals immigrants. ;)
but screw them right? all of us chosen immortals will just sit in our fortresses and watch advertising until the peasant commies outside drop dead of old age
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