a vietnamese bar's bathroom has different height toilets labeled 'vietnamese only', 'green tourists', and 'black tourists'. does anyone have a ž tulpa to explain this ideology?
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Replying to @suchaone
did you go in each one and see what the differences are? I don't understand "green" vs. "black" labels, but I can imagine its squatty (Viet), toilet + paper, and toilet + squirty/bidet as your options.
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Replying to @danlistensto
they're not separate stalls, just 3 urinals side by side. I guess it's a penis size joke (black is the lowest, viet is tallest) but still no idea what green means?
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Replying to @danlistensto
I used that one due to my chaddish habit of always choosing the middle urinal

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Replying to @suchaone
Westerners might respect your Chad signal (don't use adjacent urinals), but do Viet people do? My intuition is absolutely not.
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Replying to @danlistensto
good answers but not enough marxism, sniffs, and so-ons
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(very Zizek voice) I claim, ::snf::, uh, er, ::snf::, that Viet ideology is less perverse than American ideology ::snf:: because Westerners fear seeing each other's penises and Viet accomodate penis differences in semi-official ways. ::cough:: ::snf::
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